You kinda have to love a bitch like Coco…and as much as I call her out for being a whore who Ice-T locked down in marriage cuz she was the hottest at the brothel…I have to appreciate that she has no problem tapping into that whore and showing the world half naked pictures of herself for a little attention…and maybe a little money…cuz her man makes enough money to support her in doing anything she wants….I mean she could nap all day, everyday and still drink dom perignon every night, but she chooses to be this half naked “model” and there’s something really comendable about that….
Here’s her amazing halloween costume…not on her body….but on twitter…
To see her amazing costume on….follow the link below…
To SEE the Rest of the Pictures of her In the Costume…. FOLLOW HIS LINK
I am going to assume Kate Upton dressed up like some Tobasco Sauce in honor of her dedication to the flavor enhancing sauce she loves on her Chili fries, as much as she loves on all her foods…
Sure every shitty website out here is going to make this joke:
“Kate Upton proving her Hotness” this halloween….because people aren’t original, in fact they are annoying in their similarities…
While this shitty website is gonna say, she’s a fat chick in the making, no 18 year old should be stacked like that without serious repercussions that come in the form of late 20s obesisty….
Her ass will catch up to her tats….and in the meantime here she is covering up the only real thing she has going for her..
For some reason, that I think can be attributed to me being an asshole, I find calling this costume “seal face” like it was a highly targeted “Black face” for her specific needs, since he’s convered in scars, funny.
I figure if you can’t laugh at your disfigurements, disabilities, downfalls, or those of the man who has impregnated you numerous times, you might as well kill yourself.
And none of this means I wouldn’t rip a hole in her fleshy skinless, muscular, vagina inside out costume to kiss her rose…she’s Heidi Klum and seems a lot of fun..
I decided to do a retrospective on halloween posts I’ve done in the past. I figure I might as well re-visit the shit I’ve done the last half decade, since no one else is. I’m a self absorbed ego like that….
What better way to celebrate Halloween than by posting the top youtube fetish videos of an actual fetish…where it is creepy like Halloween all year round…you know in their Latex suits and gas masks….sexual deviants all dark, mysterious and ready for nuclear war….
Weird and creepy….but on Youtube….so people like it….here we go….gappy Halloween.
Masked Girl….in Bra –
Masked girl…..Breathing hard when posing in latex suit…
I don’t leave the house. I just live life through facebooke albums of people I don’t know…while I drink..but for some reason I decided to venture out saturday and shit…girls were half naked everywhere like it was Halloween or something, even though Halloween is today. Weird. But I want’s complaining – if you know what I mean….
It’s Halloween weekend motherfuckers… and everyone knows the inner sluts come out in all the bitches…even the already slutty ones…..and sure I love sluts….but I like to remind you of the underbelly of halloween…the dark side of halloween with less laughs and more cries….this is a sex offender’s holiday….they wait all year for this…
Here are some hot pictures of Geri Halliwell modeling lingerie for her new lingerie collection…cuz even at 40, bitch knows how to slut out like she was still a fucking stripper before the Spice Girls…
This is what she had to say about her collection, that she’s posing, with her ripped mom body I want to lick until it is raw….
‘My aim was to make boobs look bigger and bums smaller!’
Kat Denning is a fat cunt who eats too many donuts. I saw her on her shitty TV show and was like “shit, I don’t have enough TV for this fat big”…I was like “if she’s so broke, why the fuck she so fat”….cuz the broke bitches I know are turning tricks to pay for meth before buying fucking cakes, pizzas and whatever the fuck else this fatty shoves down her throat.
Kat Dennings is not just a fat cunt, shes also a cunt cunt…because not only did she try to sue me after I bought into her topless pic bullshit to get herself famous, using big tits, I am surprised her belly and ass caught up to already, usually that happens around 30….and she blocked me of twitter…even though I give her press because I guess she’d prefer if I gave her baked goods.
Fucking pig bitch is in fucking GQ, shot by Terry Richardson….showing tit cuz that’s all this fatty like so many fat chicks before her…reminding us it’s not a talent or something worth celebrating…it’s just a bi-product of being fat…you dumb twat…Totally uninteresting….I’m gonna assumed paid for by her shitty fucking, badly written, stupid concept of a show before her shit gets cancelled hard.
As a man married to an obese women who only breaks a sweat when taking a shit, usually screaming bloody murder because her body can’t handle the workout, or volume of shit passing through her….I really appreciate skinny girls and I really love watching them work out….because they do things in tight clothes that make it easy to pretend they are doing it naked…it’s almost enough reason for me to join a gym, but I can’t afford that luxury, so instead I just peak through the windows until the police ask me to leave…
Either way, hot model, showing off big model feet, working out doing Pilates all flexible in tights that she decided to share with us makes for Good fucking times.
Bar Refaeli, who has blocked me on twitter cuz she wants my dick, obviously, and is playing hard to get, obviously, posted this not as hot pic of her working out to keep her model body for her money making hustle…and figured it wasn’t as hot as Izabel Goulart, so it doesn’t deserve a post of its own…but I can’t just not post it….so here it is..
And if you want to see Bar Refaeli fully naked….ass and tan lines…in an old pic that resurfaced today shot by Eyal Nevo here it is….