I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

25

Oct

Top Bobbing for Apples Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

In keeping in the season….of Halloween…here are some videos of girls bobbing for apples as my inappropriate fetish videos that live on youtube that I am sure people have jerked off to at least once…continuing to prove my argument that Youtube is a porn site….even if these videos aren’t quite pornographic to a normal person…but because more people jerk off to youtube than don’t jerk off to youtube…..

All the sluttiest bobbing videos were of tweens, and I try to avoid that here, but it’ll give your pervert ass something to search …..

Some Girl in her Prom Dress Bobbing…

Kiddie Pool Group Bikini Apple Bob

4 Mins of Apple Bob –

Hippie Lesbian Apple Bob

Unfortunate See Thru Anti-Thesis of the term Barely Legal…

Bitch Biobs Hard

Big Cleavage Bob…

Dirty Water Cleavage Bob

Because All the other videos weren’t hot – here’s a sexy throat bob by a bitch….in a bikini…who may be a dude cuz girls aren’t supposed to have apples in they throat…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s hangover is glorious…but doen’t smell so bad…in keeping up with my unstable, inconsistent personality…I feel great as my stomach dies…this isn’t supposed to happen…I’m supposed to be bitter, miserable, angry and fully of apathy that comes across as hate…I wonder if it is the season…and I’m feeling nostalgic of the time in high school when I fucked that goth chick in the cemetary…or maybe I’m still drunk….yep…I’m still drunk…..and I love seeing girls in self shot pics…

When Tree Pushing Goes Wrong
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 30 Hottest College Athlete Babes
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows, Need I Say More?
FOLLOW THIS LINK

This Hot Wheels Track Willk Blow Your Mind
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Yeah I Would Totally Bang Lake Bell
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Elisabeth Ashley is One Hot Blonde
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Just When I Thought Britney Spears Was Getting Hot Again, She Proves Me Wrong
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Web Cam Show Hotness
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Now That is One Big Dildo
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 50 Hottest Celebrity Halloween Costumes
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I Bet This Whole Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Tabloid Shitfest is Completely Fabricated and Here’s Why
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 30 Hottest College Athletes
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m less famous than the least famous person you know. Girls don’t even send me nude pics. I am at a level of irrelevance and I need to step up game because life is about getting girls to send you nudes…. I probably won’t bother, too much work and I prefer naps but at least I am aware of how pathetic I am….

It’s times like these I like to watch Jojo shake her ass….

And post my not so pathetic stepLINKS – CLICK THEM

Britney Spears Pulling Out a Frontal Wedgie in a Bikini Top….
GO

Elle Macpherson New Bikini Pics
GO

25 Hottest Women in Sports Media
GO

Arcade Fire and Neil Young Join Forces in the Song of the Day
GO

42 Hot Asian Women
GO

Top 31 Celebrity Sluts in Halloween Costumes
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculous Tight See Through Dress of the Day
GO

Leonardo DiCaprio’s New Pussy
GO

Jennifer Lopez Cries About Her Sexual History – Slutty Past.
GO

Yoyo Champion….
GO

Ashton Kutcher is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
GO

Tyler Perry + Kim Kardashian = Steaming Pile of Monkey Shit
GO

Dirt Biker Lands on His Girlfriend – VIDEO
GO

Megan Daniels Big Ol’Tits
GO

Kimber Lee from Niceville is a Little Bit Naughty
GO

The 15 Worst Acting Performances By Female Singers
GO

Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Tight Body
GO

Everyone Hates Lindsay Lohan
GO

Blake Lively is So Fucking Dull I Seriously Don’t Understand Why People Like Her
GO

Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
GO

Latex Whore Liks to Squirt Shit Out of Her Ass – VIDEO
GO

50 Sexiest Sports Hottie Videos
GO

Nicola Mclean Panty Upskirt
GO

Prince Harry Probably Banged This Chick and I’m Totally Jealous
GO

Drew Barrymore is Banging Some New Dude
GO

I’m More Scared of Khloe Than I Am of Lamar
GO

Elisabeth Olsen is Trashier and Sexier Than Her Sisters and I Like It
GO

Nikki is Sexy and Sweaty
GO

Web Cam Dildo Fun – VIDEO
GO

Jennifer Lopez is a Cry Baby
GO

Please Meet My Future Ex-Wife…Melanie Iglesias – VIDEO
GO

Karina is All Natural
GO

When Zombies Attack! Defend Yourself With Sex Toys
GO

Leighton Meester In Blue on Set
GO

Is It Me or is Madonna Putting on Some Weight? She Looks Better These Days
GO

Samantha Saint Gets Herself Off on the Stairs – VIDEO
GO

Human Slingshot!!! Yes!!! – VIDEO
GO

Thats a Nice Short Skirt Right There
GO

Sarah Hyland Needs to Fuck Away That Baby Fat
GO

Beyonce Fan Fail – VIDEO
GO

Shay Laren Strips Down on the Balcony
GO

Bitch Fight in the Wrong Part of Town – VIDEO
GO

Hayden Panty Airs, Cause It’s Been Awhile
GO

So That’s What Having Sex With Snooki is Like
GO

A Little Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Sexiness
GO

Micaela Schaefer in the Hottest Outfit Ever
GO

Jennifer Nicole Lee Titty Exposed….
GO

Lindsay Lohan Drops Her Manager
GO

Tree push gone wrong….
GO

Sofia Vergara in a Tub Dress
GO

Lauren Stoner May Have Pooped In Her Bikini
GO

You Think Sofia Vergara Is hot Now?  Just Wait 12 Hours…AKA JERK OFF TO HER FOOD SHE SHAT OUT BEFORE SHE SHAT IT OUT
GO

N’ah.  He’s Not Creepy At All
GO

INSANE CLIFF JUMPING IN BERMUDA
GO

================================
::::::SOME SMUT::::::
================================

Today’s SmutMeet – LOTS OF PORN
GO

Some Playboy Bitch and Her Halloween Costumes
GO

Bree Olson’s Going Mainstream….
GO

Some Pornstar With Anal Beads to Celebrate her Whore Birthday
GO

================================
::::::FROM THE FORUM::::::
================================

Ana Bolena Meza in SoHo Magazine
GO

The Shannon Twins Dressed Slutty cuz they are Sluts
GO

The Rest of the Pumpkin Patch Child Bride Pics
GO

The Rest of the Tisdale Pics Bikini Pics
GO

================================

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

Kirsten Dunst Busty Bikini Pics of the Day

I have always loved Kirsten Dunsts big tits on her skinny frame. I never cared if she showerd or how bad her teeth were. I never cared how drunk, or medicated, or confused she seemed to be. I never cared how much shit her career was in at the time. I just cared that she was busy and skinny in some freak nature situation I love to see happen and when it does happen I like to celebrate with orgasms all over my belly…..so you can imagine just how excited I am to see Kirsten Dunst half naked….even if I posted video of her in a movie naked a few weeks ago…where she is actually topless cuz that’s where her career has gone – lucky for us….cuz I don’t know about you, but as long as I get to see her tit, covered or not….I’m as happy as I can be…which isn’t all that happy….but you get what I’m saying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Does a Bikini of the Day

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale….a girl I make fun of for having a really weird looking face…but more importantly a face that won some kind of hottest in hollywood bullshit….cuz even after her nose job…she still is weird loooking…proving yet again Hollywood is full of shit…

But being on a mission to be less negative, I focus on her body, cuz that’s what she does, as it is something she has control over….so she hits the gym day after day and sure she’ll be hot…but when on all fours…or with your eyes shut a body can go along way….

So I was happy to see her in her bikini, small tits and all, cuz that’s a whole other discussion, that starts with tits are tits….and ends with all tits have their own personality I want to taste….

To See The Rest of the Pics
Follow This Link

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

Some Sunday Night Tits on TV of the Day

I love the move that TV has made into having sex and nudity and swearing on the shit…..I am glad that censored, boring, non-swearing, wholesome shit is a thing of the past….because really how can a grown man sit in front of this shit without being stimulated on a realistic level…which includes looking at naked bitches fucking….

I have always been an advocate of real sex in movies and TV, cuz their horseshit they were producing was giving women unrealistic, romantic, hollywood ideas in the bedroom, when no one should ever fuck like that, while not giving us shit to jerk off to.

It’s a new era motherfuckers, it’s just gonna get better as the internet takes over, and maybe I’ll finally get a job in the industry so I can stop wasting time with this shit….

Here are some of the clips from last night’s cable TV nudity that I love…even though I don’t have cable.

Kaitlin Doubleday Tits in Hung

DOWNLOAD KAITLIN DOUBLEDAY CLIP

Heather Lind Tits and Ass from Boardwalk Empire


DOWNLOAD HEATHER LIND CLIP

Lake Bell See Thru in How to Make it in America


DOWNLOAD LAKE BELL CLIP

Nicole LaLiberte Tit in How to Make it in America

DOWNLOAD NICOLE LALIBERTE CLIP

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

Salma Hayek Crazy Face of the Day

Salma Hayek is posing with big stuffed animals…you know tapping into all kinds of furry fetishists…from the traditional freaks who get off to giant mascot like, children’s TV show-like, muppet-like, giant halloween costume-like creatures fucking or getting fucked…as well as the other furry fetishists who just like dark complexioned hairy bitches…I saw that Frida Khalo movie, I learned what kind of MOVEMBER this bitch can produce….and to some that’s porn….to me…I’m just into her mexicana tits….married, mom, boring or not. They’ll always represent pride to my motherland….

Posted in:Selma Hayek

2011

24

Oct

Sofia Vergara Tits Lookin’ Deflated of the Day

You give a girl an Emmy and she comes back with this….

IF this was 5 years ago, before she was famous, when she was sleeping her way to fame, or when her brother who runs all the cocaine into the country from Colombia used his muscle to get some Hollywood producers to hire her if they know what’s good for her, cuz Hollywood loves coke more than strippers…She’d be using her tits to their full potential…but instead she’s gone all soft on us….boring us and insulting our loyalty to them titties…typical. Things always work like this….once people get what they want, even if it is a scam that mocks an industry, they start thinking it is because of their skill and not cuz of her tits….and now she is demanding repect….that pisses me off.

But she did tweet her tits – or her assistant who pretends to be her on twitter – tweeted her tits in a bikini and I’m into it

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Some Old Fake Tits of the Day

Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is….

She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage…

Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2011

24

Oct

Blake Lively Just Got Fucked of the Day

Blake’s Lively’s vagina likes to work the scene. She bounces from one cock to another like a little whore trying to get by…So now that she’s done with Leonardo DiCaprio, she’s moved onto Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband, who I am not even sure she’s officially divorced, and these are pictures of her leaving his hotel room in the morning, so unlike a common whore, she actually went in with a change of clothes, and he leaves with her, instead of sneaking her out at 5 am before anyone is really awake. I’m sure that makes her feel good about giving up her pussy, you know all self-respectful as she fills her void through fucking….

If you’re like me and love the walk of shame, even if it isn’t shameful, because girls who put out are awesome…here are the pics….

Posted in:Uncategorized