I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

22

Dec

I am – Jessica Simpson's Lips

Jessica Simpson’s lips are fucked since she injected them with plastic. There’s nothing wrong with plastic surgery if you got face problems. What happened here is an insecurity developed based on nothing, she would freak out about her pencil thin lips and how unattractive they made here. Now bitch looks like she got beat up by her bf, and although he’s cut, I doubt he could hurt her, motherfucker’s too into cock. Either way, I gave you 2 Simpson pics for the day. Be happy.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Terry Richardson’s Stephanie Seymour Pics

Terry Richardson was made famous by Vice Magazine, Vice Magazine was made famous by American Apparel. American Apparel was made famous by amateur photography that bit Richardson’s style. Richardson bit Nan Goldin’s style. It’s all whole cycle of who made who famous and who ripped who off and the point of the story is we don’t give a fuck. I remember Stephanie Seymour when she was the coke/dorritos girl, obviously not too well, I have spent many years drinkin to forget, but it seems I only forget the things I am not trying to forget…..

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Terry Richardson's Stephanie Seymour Pics

Terry Richardson was made famous by Vice Magazine, Vice Magazine was made famous by American Apparel. American Apparel was made famous by amateur photography that bit Richardson’s style. Richardson bit Nan Goldin’s style. It’s all whole cycle of who made who famous and who ripped who off and the point of the story is we don’t give a fuck. I remember Stephanie Seymour when she was the coke/dorritos girl, obviously not too well, I have spent many years drinkin to forget, but it seems I only forget the things I am not trying to forget…..

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Stripper’s Wet Dream

When a local stripper and a celebrity porn star meet, it’s like watching kids at disneyland, you know, meeting Mickey for the first time. This stripper’s dream is to grow some titties with the money she makes riding truckers and make her way to L.A. for a life a suckin’ dick. It’s nice that this was documented.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Stripper's Wet Dream

When a local stripper and a celebrity porn star meet, it’s like watching kids at disneyland, you know, meeting Mickey for the first time. This stripper’s dream is to grow some titties with the money she makes riding truckers and make her way to L.A. for a life a suckin’ dick. It’s nice that this was documented.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Kate Hudson’s Nipples

I guess no one really cares about the nipples of some 26 year old celebrity daughter, who got knocked up by some bearded motherfucker in some band none of us listen to, but they are nipples, and like I always say, my obsession with nipples started when my whore mother neglected to breast feed me. I don’t mean whore in a derrogatory way, she was proud of her life work, up until the day she died. So fuck you.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Kate Hudson's Nipples

I guess no one really cares about the nipples of some 26 year old celebrity daughter, who got knocked up by some bearded motherfucker in some band none of us listen to, but they are nipples, and like I always say, my obsession with nipples started when my whore mother neglected to breast feed me. I don’t mean whore in a derrogatory way, she was proud of her life work, up until the day she died. So fuck you.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Jessica Simpson Picture of the Day

I am a fan of Jessica Simpson, especially with her titties squeezed up into her chest, a pair of bootyshorts and an upskirt pic. I am pretty drunk and have nothing else to say about that. I know all you twats are annoyed of my rants. If I was with you right now, I’d kiss you. Not because I am gay, but because I am horny.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Posh Spice’s Penis


No matter how many years go by, you will always be the bitch I used to finger my ass to in the 90’s. You may be asking yourself why I would be fingering my ass to any girl and the answer is simple, I am impotent and this is the only way I could induce a flacid orgasm, so stop being so critical and look at this Aladin outfit worn by Posh, showing off all kinds of parts of her body, like a good Ol’ Drag Queen, heading to Elton John’s Gay Wedding reception. I got nothing wrong with drag queens or Posh Spice dressing as one, as long as she sings “I Will Survive”. Not in reference to her cheating man, but just because that’s what drag queens sing.

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2005

22

Dec

I am – Posh Spice's Penis


No matter how many years go by, you will always be the bitch I used to finger my ass to in the 90’s. You may be asking yourself why I would be fingering my ass to any girl and the answer is simple, I am impotent and this is the only way I could induce a flacid orgasm, so stop being so critical and look at this Aladin outfit worn by Posh, showing off all kinds of parts of her body, like a good Ol’ Drag Queen, heading to Elton John’s Gay Wedding reception. I got nothing wrong with drag queens or Posh Spice dressing as one, as long as she sings “I Will Survive”. Not in reference to her cheating man, but just because that’s what drag queens sing.

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