Today I received an email containing pictures of this girl. I have never met her before in my life, but I think that I love her.

I used to think that girls who went to rock shows and got thier tits signed by the band were trashy whores. But, after this, I realize that there is somthing strangly satisfying about having you brand on some bitches tits and ass.

I could of easily kept these pictures for myself, but when Team Fuck started, the whole idea behind it was to be the buffer between the general public, and rockstar-ism. I know these pictures are pretty PG-13, but they have somthing most tittie pictures dont.

Chance.

The chance that you will run into one of these girls on the bus, at a club, or in the office. And really, lets be honest, what’s hotter that meeting a girl AFTER you have already seen her half naked on the internet.

Not too much….

More Pics after the Jump

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One more reason to go to university. Does this professor think anyone doesnt know the game? Are we supposed to believe that this is an ‘academic’ study? Ha Ha HA. I love it, pay users to take drugs… its like no one’s ever heard of the term viscious circle!

“Dr. Marco Leyton has done just that. Last winter, he placed ads in local newspapers asking for men aged 18-40 who had used cocaine in the past year to participate in a study that would involve four 24-hour hospital stays, an interview, the ingestion of protein drinks, and the administration of cocaine.
Leyton explained that the primary goal of the study was to identify treatments that can reduce cocaine cravings and cocaine-induced highs.”

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Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.

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Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.

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You know how I feel about these sex doll people. I find them insanely weird and it makes me uncomfortable in everyday life not knowing who actually has one of these in their closet. I think people with sex dolls need to bring their dolls out with them shopping and shit. I think it would make my day that much more interesting. When this sex act becomes socially accepted, I will be happy with all the laughs it brings.

Today’s post is simple, it’s a picture so click the link and you will see how strange this dollfuckers are.

Well, I knew it would happen if I neglected her for too long I came in after work, and found her posing (by herself)

PICTURE

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J-Lo’s a slut, anyway you dice it. Just because she gets married to a lot of people, doesn’t mean that working the scene is okay. We know she’s opened her babyhole up to a minimum of 20 guys, and has married another 10. That is why I am surprised we are looking at her in a see-through skirt and not with a dick in her ass.

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J-Lo’s a slut, anyway you dice it. Just because she gets married to a lot of people, doesn’t mean that working the scene is okay. We know she’s opened her babyhole up to a minimum of 20 guys, and has married another 10. That is why I am surprised we are looking at her in a see-through skirt and not with a dick in her ass.

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This shirt’s been around for a while. It says “Rockin’ on Your Dime” and the motherfucking bear’s got a cigarette and drink in hand. It reminds me of my life, all the goodtimes I once had happened with other people’s money. That’s not because I am well-liked, it is actually because I know how to pull a scam, it’s the reason for at least one of my prison stays, and what it comes down to is simple, blowing other people’s hard earned money on your own goodtimes makes life a happier place.

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I have no idea who this is, but she’s got one of those sex bodies. A sex body consists of implanted tits, a flat stomach and an ass you can chip a tooth on. Usually these girls with sex bodies grace the covers of men’s magazines everywhere and date rockstars. No one ever actually knows what they do, but they know that they would fuck them given the right opportunity.

More pics after the jump, Keep your eyes open for a little areola (perv)

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This has to be some of the weirdest new-wave shit I have seen. A man, jealous of his wife’s ability to breastfeed, used the power of suggestion to get his body to produce breastmilk so he could get in on the action. Now some people may think this is next level business, but I just think it’s hermaphroditic. Does dude let his wife do him with a strap-on? Does dude do the dishes, laundry and cleaning? Does dude get cry and scream for no apparant reason? Is dude really a dude when his baby is suckling his teet.

MILKMEN HERE

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