Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin were married. I don’t know if they still are because I try not to care about celebrities over 25 years old. They shot this sex scene for some movie and the rumor is that they were really doing it. I think all movies should have unprotected full penetration sex scenes. It would be an interesting societal experience, let’s see how how long it takes for the famous to spread STDs and get pregnant. I want Hollywood to be filled with illegitmate children and Herpes….even more than it already is.
Click this link to see the sex scene (we all know you’re a pervert, pervert)
Nothing after the jump (Grambo)
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Everyone loves a guy on their birthday. Today Steve Jobs was born so if you are nice you will buy a mac to support him.
I am a fan of strippers, not because it forces sluts to talk to me, but because they work for me and I can disrespect them and treat them like the whores that they are…Getting naked and seducing horny old men doesn’t take much skill, anyone with a vagina can do that…there will always be a willing pervert with a 20 in hand, wanting to see your tits, no matter how ugly you are. 
So this past weekend was nice, i started this abstinence thing because my cantor told me that i would cum alot harder with him if i would abstain from sex more, so that when he takes me behind the bimah to show me who god’s prophet is, the lack of cumming on my part would have built up to the extent that i would explode-only i would not be exploding, i would just be coming alot more, shaking more vigorously and altogether screaming my tonsils out with the release of my bodily fluid.
