Yes, Lara Roxx the AIDS pornstar from Montreal is still working. She is getting all the really high paying gigs at a site called Sloppy Handjobs. These guys bust out a jar of Vaseline and get the messiest Hand Job possible. When you throw Lara Roxx into the mix, not only is the handjob messy, but also lethal…I guess the guys at Sloppy Hand Job are FEARLESS! I would make the bitch wear a latex glove or some shit.

Everyone likes handjobs, so click the link and check out this site. The concept made me laugh, so it may make you laugh.

Lara Roxx 1, and Lara Roxx 2viaSloppyHandJobs (VERY NSFW)

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Death is inevitable. Most people don’t like to think about, other people dwell on it and some people have fun with it. Gunther Von Hagens gets people to donate themselves to his art/science and we came across some clips of his autopsy clips….

Check out the Channel 4’s site to support their show that features real live disection, interesting clips:
HERE

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Are you Born today? so were the people below. No one that specail is on the list so maybe it ia a bad day to be born. Or maybe one day you will be on this list for Feb 23 becuase the competition is light. Either way here is the top 2 people born today.

#2)Samuel Pepys02/23/1633 – 05/26/1703) English writer

Quote: “Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.”

#1)Johnny Winter (02/23/1944 – ) guitarist

Quote: “I’m not good enough to be playin’ much acoustic guitar onstage. Man, you gotta get so right; I mean, the tones, the feel, the sound. Plus, acoustic blues guitar is just that much harder on the fingers. I really appreciate when someone can blow me away with live acoustic blues.”

Johnny Winter – Offical Site

Samuel Pepys – Diary

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These pictures are making their rounds. Saw them a couple of days ago, but held out, because who cares about fucking nipples. I forgot, all you perverts love this shit. So after the jump – you will find nipples and shit…not actual shit. That would be gross.

Via Taxi and Gorilla

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Yes, this guy makes me feel uncomfortable. Ninety-Five percent of his pictures are of kids. I think that warrents further investigation, because a man with a camera who has a thing for taking pics of kids is going nowhere good too fast. I like kids as much as the next multinational sweatshop owner, but I don’t know if I like a dude taking picture of kids.

This shit is more lethal than Sunday School…it’s got more red flags than the headmaster’s office at a all boys school….this motherfucked is more threatening than the boyscout leader who lives in a one bedroom apartment downtown and collects action figures at 27 years of age….

Some of his work after the jump…..

Check out his work:
Brud Jones

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We have all see her get fucked. We have all seen her tits. We all know she’s been knocked up from the phone hack. We know that Rick paid her for the DVD, we know way too much about Paris than we should. Here is a picture from the new Rolling Stone. Notice, her cameltoe.

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We have all see her get fucked. We have all seen her tits. We all know she’s been knocked up from the phone hack. We know that Rick paid her for the DVD, we know way too much about Paris than we should. Here is a picture from the new Rolling Stone. Notice, her cameltoe.

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I am proud to bring you another installment of our animal series. I have been a big fan of animals ever since my aunt Bella bought me a rabbit which died of a cold after 5 weeks. I never cried as hard as I did that day. Not even the day I found out the Stepfather was broke and couldn’t pay my bill. Can you believe this fucked up looking thing is actually on earth and not something out of a movie. These freaky-looking creatures can detect food and eat it in under a quarter of a second.

“Most predators take times ranging from minutes to seconds to handle their prey,� said Ken Catania of Vanderbilt University. “The only things I’ve found that come even close are some species of fish.�

Via Gorilla

More after the Jump

The secret to the mole’s impressive foraging ability is the 22 appendages that ring its nose. Nearly blind, the animal uses this sensitive, star-shaped flesh to feel around in its dark, underground environment.

To clock how fast a mole can identify an object as edible and gobble it down, Catania and Fiona Remple captured the feeding behavior with a high-speed video camera. Some of this amazing footage can be seen here.

The scientists speculate that the mole eats so fast because it has to consume so much more of its small prey – insect larvae and tiny worms – to make this diet energetically profitable.

The star-nosed mole’s habitat ranges from Canada to Georgia, but because they live only in marshes and wetlands, people rarely catch a glimpse of them. This sounds like a good thing.

More info and videoHERE

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I am proud to bring you another installment of our animal series. I have been a big fan of animals ever since my aunt Bella bought me a rabbit which died of a cold after 5 weeks. I never cried as hard as I did that day. Not even the day I found out the Stepfather was broke and couldn’t pay my bill. Can you believe this fucked up looking thing is actually on earth and not something out of a movie. These freaky-looking creatures can detect food and eat it in under a quarter of a second.

“Most predators take times ranging from minutes to seconds to handle their prey,” said Ken Catania of Vanderbilt University. “The only things I’ve found that come even close are some species of fish.”

Via Gorilla

More after the Jump

The secret to the mole’s impressive foraging ability is the 22 appendages that ring its nose. Nearly blind, the animal uses this sensitive, star-shaped flesh to feel around in its dark, underground environment.

To clock how fast a mole can identify an object as edible and gobble it down, Catania and Fiona Remple captured the feeding behavior with a high-speed video camera. Some of this amazing footage can be seen here.

The scientists speculate that the mole eats so fast because it has to consume so much more of its small prey – insect larvae and tiny worms – to make this diet energetically profitable.

The star-nosed mole’s habitat ranges from Canada to Georgia, but because they live only in marshes and wetlands, people rarely catch a glimpse of them. This sounds like a good thing.

More info and videoHERE

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Last and most successful attempt at the sex-with-stranger campaign. My swift persistence and unwavering, relentlessness to have rebound sex has paid off, finally. Though, part of me believes it might have had something to do with the bar I ended up at.

Apparently, my signal for coitus to the totally unexpected male was one long lick to his check (face not ass). I was notified of this later. Well, its a good thing that I am still my classy self.

I could chalk this up to the worst sex ever had. Most lame, most uncoordinated, most uneventful. But like most things, once started, you chug along to see where it will end up. In this case, no where special.

The largest problem that occured was his dick. As in not large, but more as in so small. He squealed like a little girl, and spilled his warm cottage cheese on my belly, after a few affirmations to god. Where did men learn to have sex? By which of the hole in the dry wall? Fucking your hand for 15 years? I think I would have gotten off sooner if someone cunt punched me.

There are three kinds of sex.

One, you meet, you fuck and it blows both your minds (this was obviously the kind that I was looking for).

Two, terrible sex (the kind I just had). Where you can’t seem to get into the groove because the other individual believes it is hot, and moisture inspiring to rub his balls all over my forehead.

And lastly the third kind. Which I believe is the kind I had with my ex the first time. Doggy style in my parents laundry room. After a few slick moves, we got busted by my mom. Him standing there at half mast, and me losing my balance knocking over a shelf full of detergent and finally landing ass first into the kitty litter.

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