She won her first Tony as the original Blanche du Bois in A Streetcar Named Desire (1948).

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Last week while performing satanic rituals in the hotel garage, lindsay lohan screamed “Back off my shit, yo, or I will bust a cap in yo’ ass!”

She has been hangin’ with the latinos far too much….thanks gangsta Valderamma….

In other Lohan News:

“LINDSAY Lohan must have inherited her love of partying from her manager/mom, Dina. The club-hopping hottie and her mother were at Marquee for the launch of Lindsay’s new album, “Speak,” then took their 20-person posse to Suede, where a newly-svelte Lindsay guzzled Rush energy drink as her mom swilled Cristal and boogied atop the banquette, Paris Hilton-style. Meanwhile, it seems Lindsay has already forgotten about male model Clarence Fuller, to whom she turned for comfort after being dumped by Wilmer Valderrama. When asked where Clarence was, Lindsay shot back, “Who?””

and

On Regis and Kelly this morning:

“Kelly: Well, she won’t be singing today! She’ll just be talking.
Regis: Yes, we wished she would sing but she suddenly had a vocal ailment so she won’t be.”

That voice ailment is called Lip Syncing. But it could also be gonerhea of the throat from suckin mad cock in the bathroom at clubs… but I haven’t had any symptons yet, WILL KEEP YOU POSTED!

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Todays word is Drunk
We all like to get drunk and stupid shit.
Some of us like to dance, some of us like to fuck, I like to molest
Here are a few results, there were a lot. Drunk may be the best google image search to date.

Drunk Tranny

Drunk Boobs

Drunk KY

Drunk Dog

Drunken Beast of a Woman

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Why was there ever a debate as to whether Britney has implants.

I think it is safe to say that the sag in this dress poves that she doesn’t.

It would also be safe to say that in every picture of her with hard nipples… the nipples aim downwards.

We all know that implants means high perky nipples! At least that’s what the girl giving me a lap dance as I type this told me…

This picture is some National Geographic shit, remember the magazine you used to jerk off to before the internet. Tribal African woman with breasts down to here…
I always thought the breast feeding pictures were the hottest.. i was like lucky little african baby now get me some sand to eat – i am hungry bitch!

HERE

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I got this from a site called LiveMTL
I didn’t want to give them a shout out because they are a pain in the ass
They had something on there worth posting!
It isn’t comparable to when my stepdaughter has friends over and they jump on the bed in their “jammies” but it’s worth checking out!

This site isn’t called “What Mark is Watching” but it should be.

HERE

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To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From:
Subject: Hey Lucky Sir

Message:

Hey You, I am Lauren.I found your email on the dating site..I can not stand him anymore, this marriage is unhappy, We don’t fuxk anymore, it upsets me.

My Pictures and About me are on this website http://www.santa2005.com/Alice/
Username: Lauren88

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I like my woman classy, I like my fuck dolls classier. I want champagne drinking, Chanel wearing, Monogrammed Pubic hair rockin Latex women

“Can you satisfy my million dollar sex drive? Give me the first class treatment in my ass, mouth or pussy! I have uptown tastes but downtown needs.
A life sized doll with a body that’s well taken care of – long legs, curvaceous hips and three bitching holes”

Here

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Fleshbot.com brings it when it comes to erotica. They remain classy but still provide a great source of smut. They gave me a shout out yesterday which was really nice of them, considering I have no traffic and they have a shit load. I am forever indebted to Fleshbot.com for making my blog dreams come true! Check out their site for great updates and quality links!

HERE

I found this link on the Fuckability of Golden Girls on Fleshbot.com and it made me laugh!

HERE (winnerofthesat.blogspot.com)

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Not much to say about this site, other than it’s a pretty weird fetish. But if it keeps rapists off the street – I am all for it.

I was raped once, and it made me feel worthless. I kept the baby to remind me how cruel the world is!

HERE

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I don’t remember the last time I told asked someone why their dick wasn’t in my mouth. The good thing is that now I don’t have to ask, I just have to buy them gifts at this site.

HERE

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