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2004

07

Dec

i am – TRL

Lohan On TRL
Caused some issues
Or something
When she wore a shirt that said “he was never my boyfriend”
that’s right bitch – i just used you for the free coke
and titty fuck sessions…

Here

Here

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Daisy Duke

Jessica Simpson is rockin this Dukes of Hazard role
She is always in bikinis
I love bikinis
They make me smile.
I don’t have a pool for my stepdaughters to play in
But I do get them into their bikinis so I can hose them down
It’s fucking porno.

HERE

Here

here as a brunette hot

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Craft Services

Paris was at a photoshoot for something she is endorsing.
Paris was eating craft services
Paris doesn’t care if she over-eats because she anticipates a coke binge
That coke binge we call “her life”
Her aerobic work out comes in the form of getting fucked

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Goolge images

Today’s word is Whisper
here

Daily Picks are

Gay and Aids

Lesbian Kiddie Porn

Orlando Bass Fishing

Dog

Boobs

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Jessica Tandy Fact of the day

Her acting career spanned over 65 years…

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Lip Service

Here is the gossip article on Lohan’s lip syncing.

Her album was released today and she has already fucked up.

I have a feeling she didn’t get much sleep the night before, she was too busy felching random cum out of Tara Reid …

and doing lines off Tara’s tit scars …

here

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Product of the Day

This is underwear for men.
It helps them air out their balls
Or some shit.
The last time I aired out my balls was 3 days ago.
They are really starting to smell of enchiladas if you know what i mean…

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Ashlee's Beer Belly

Ashlee isn’t hot. Is it her nose or her singing talent. Is it both..

I like her beer belly though and the way she is Pop Lockin’

I think she is rebelling against her pedophile/molesting dad

here

and

Here

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Ashlee’s Beer Belly

Ashlee isn’t hot. Is it her nose or her singing talent. Is it both..

I like her beer belly though and the way she is Pop Lockin’

I think she is rebelling against her pedophile/molesting dad

here

and

Here

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Looking at what an accident did to left eye

today’s hot dead celeb is Lisa “left eye” Lopez, she was chasing waterfalls, and some fat guy convinced her to get in a barrel…it was a bad scene. For the record I wasn’t that fat guy.


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