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2005

24

Feb

I am – Kim Bassinger Sex Scene

Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin were married. I don’t know if they still are because I try not to care about celebrities over 25 years old. They shot this sex scene for some movie and the rumor is that they were really doing it. I think all movies should have unprotected full penetration sex scenes. It would be an interesting societal experience, let’s see how how long it takes for the famous to spread STDs and get pregnant. I want Hollywood to be filled with illegitmate children and Herpes….even more than it already is.

Click this link to see the sex scene (we all know you’re a pervert, pervert)

SEX SCENE

Nothing after the jump (Grambo)

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2005

24

Feb

I am – Equus Eroticus

The fetish of the day is dressing your woman up like a horse, throw on a saddle and some reins and make her trot around the room. This shit is pretty weird, but not as weird as my fetish. I like to dress woman up in heels and evening gowns and make them roll around in 4 day old kitchen garbage, all while singing “Tiffany-I think we’re alone now”. I think it reminds me of the late 80’s when I was living on the street and hooking up with homeless chicks in an dumpster behind a chinese restaurant.

check out the Equus Eroticus Pics after the jump(Grambo)

Check the site out HERE

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2005

24

Feb

I am – Born Today Feb 24

Everyone loves a guy on their birthday. Today Steve Jobs was born so if you are nice you will buy a mac to support him.

Top 3 People born today:

#3)Michelle Shocked (02/24/1962 – ) singer songwriter

Quote: “The secret of a long life is knowing when it’s time to go.”

#2)George Harrison (02/24/1943 – 11/29/2001)English musician

Quote: “I’d rather be a musician than a rock star.”

#1)Steven Jobs (02/24/1955 – ) entrepreneur

Quote: “So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.'”

Nothing after the Jump

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2005

24

Feb

I am – Exotic Dance Lessons

I am a fan of strippers, not because it forces sluts to talk to me, but because they work for me and I can disrespect them and treat them like the whores that they are…Getting naked and seducing horny old men doesn’t take much skill, anyone with a vagina can do that…there will always be a willing pervert with a 20 in hand, wanting to see your tits, no matter how ugly you are.

If being a stripper has been a dream of yours, buy these dvds – they will teach you the basics, but I can teach you better.

Check out all the preview clips AFTER the jump

Pole Work
Preview

Dance Moves and Floor Work
Preview

Live On Stage
Preview

Lap Dancing Volume 4
Preview

Purchase DVDs
HERE

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2005

23

Feb

i am- Minxy: real camel toe, and i want y’all to come and lick it.

So this past weekend was nice, i started this abstinence thing because my cantor told me that i would cum alot harder with him if i would abstain from sex more, so that when he takes me behind the bimah to show me who god’s prophet is, the lack of cumming on my part would have built up to the extent that i would explode-only i would not be exploding, i would just be coming alot more, shaking more vigorously and altogether screaming my tonsils out with the release of my bodily fluid.

READ THE REST OF THIS STORY – AFTER THE JUMP

i spent two days not doing anything with my nether regions- i did not even let the sultanate of the UAE come and play with my nipples during our weekly meeting. so you can probably guess how insane i am going. the thing is, i don’t want my cantor anymore. sure, he’s mexican and hairy and starts to smell like tequila bang bang when he starts to sweat when i play with his balls, but i am looking for something bigger, something better, maybe even something that comes in an human mouth machine box? but then again beat boxers are so last post, and guys in astronaut suits are so the post before that! this weekend it has been suggested that i do a burger king bathroom tour with my better half, so she and i will be doing some standing around at various burger king bathrooms in the downtown area. you will know me because i always have a cigarette in my mouth and my tits somehow always fall into view, and you will know her because my left hand will be up her vagina. so, see you there. AND LICK MY CAMEL TOE, FUCKERS!

Previously:
i am – soaking wet for jesus martinez / i am – coco / i am-who is this morning’s outfit? / i am – coming clean / I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favours

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2005

23

Feb

i am- Minxy: real camel toe, and i want y'all to come and lick it.

So this past weekend was nice, i started this abstinence thing because my cantor told me that i would cum alot harder with him if i would abstain from sex more, so that when he takes me behind the bimah to show me who god’s prophet is, the lack of cumming on my part would have built up to the extent that i would explode-only i would not be exploding, i would just be coming alot more, shaking more vigorously and altogether screaming my tonsils out with the release of my bodily fluid.

READ THE REST OF THIS STORY – AFTER THE JUMP

i spent two days not doing anything with my nether regions- i did not even let the sultanate of the UAE come and play with my nipples during our weekly meeting. so you can probably guess how insane i am going. the thing is, i don’t want my cantor anymore. sure, he’s mexican and hairy and starts to smell like tequila bang bang when he starts to sweat when i play with his balls, but i am looking for something bigger, something better, maybe even something that comes in an human mouth machine box? but then again beat boxers are so last post, and guys in astronaut suits are so the post before that! this weekend it has been suggested that i do a burger king bathroom tour with my better half, so she and i will be doing some standing around at various burger king bathrooms in the downtown area. you will know me because i always have a cigarette in my mouth and my tits somehow always fall into view, and you will know her because my left hand will be up her vagina. so, see you there. AND LICK MY CAMEL TOE, FUCKERS!

Previously:
i am – soaking wet for jesus martinez / i am – coco / i am-who is this morning’s outfit? / i am – coming clean / I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favours

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2005

23

Feb

I am – Brooke Shield’s Daughter Sluttin’-Out

She isn’t even 3 and she’s already showing mad leg and hanging with older men. Where the hell is her mother? And what the hell does that guy see in her, she’s got really big ankles, like a downs syndrome ankles.

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2005

23

Feb

I am – Brooke Shield's Daughter Sluttin'-Out

She isn’t even 3 and she’s already showing mad leg and hanging with older men. Where the hell is her mother? And what the hell does that guy see in her, she’s got really big ankles, like a downs syndrome ankles.

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2005

23

Feb

I am – T-Shirt Of the Day

Old Dirty Bastard is dead. So are a lot of other people. I don’t respect him for his musical career, or his stupid clown teeth, I respect him for his crack smoking, clearly, not very good at it, but a passionate crack smoker none the less.

This T-Shirt is has more crunk than ODB’s Teeth.

Buy It Here

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2005

23

Feb

I am – Jewish Term of the Day

We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

Dont forget to visit our Jewish content sponsor: Jews Kick Ass: The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

“Adoshem” =A substitute for a name of God.

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