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2024

28

May

Victoria Justice’s Titty Promo Tour of the Day

Victoria Justice has been making some kind of comeback after years of retirement from her Nickelodeon child star bullshit and she’s doing it by showing off her tits the way a woman trying to promote herself should.

She was a sexualized child star, but apparently not sexualized by the producer who just had a documentary released about being a pervert, who is also rumored to being the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ kid, and who is also rumored to have creeped on pretty much all of the teen stars because he was some fat fuck who clearly never got laid, put into the position of authority with the hot chicks who ignored him growing up, and in typical nerd fashion he asserted that power in claiming all her felt he deserved, since that’s how nerds operate.

Anyway, she says he didn’t stick it to her, but others on the show said he stuck it to them, which probably gave this one a complex in a “why wasn’t I molested by by teacher”…or “why does my dad bang my sister and not me” kind of way…

Clearly she’s working though it, tits out, cuz tits get hits and is the low level sexualizing we need.

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2024

28

May

British Titty Model Helen Flanagan’s Still Got British Titty to Model of the Day

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Helen Flanagan was the Coronation Street actress who decided that being on the longest running TV show in the UK, which unfortunately for all of us in the Commonwealth are forced to watch that shit. It’s like how the Queen is on all our Money, Cornonation Street is on all our TVs….

That wasn’t good enough for Helen, she said my birthright as a UK chick with big tits is to be a trash can in trashy lad mags with my tits out, going to night clubs in cheesy sex shop apparel before it became an instagram trend with brands like Fashionova…turning every Kardashian wannabe into a pole dancer on her slow song….

Flanagan said “I have tits, put me in magazines and find me a Rugby Player or a Soccer Player to Breed with”…because it’s just more fun that being a character on repeat on a show that’s been on 90 years….like working at the fucking mill, but the acting on TV version.

Turns out, she’s still got the tits. Cheerio chimney sweeper…ready for a cuppa?

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2024

28

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

In the event you were wondering…

Yes, I always say the same thing…

It is worth repeating…because tiny tits are titties too…

In a world of big tits and inclusivity…let our diversity team celebrate and not discriminate against the tiny tits..

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2024

28

May

Lucie Sedlakova is the Instagram Of The Day

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There was a time when these Eastern European and former communist countries were poor as shit and sex work was the only way for a woman to have a better life.

For those of you who don’t know, sex work is the polite way of saying crack whoring like some degenerate scumbag with no soul, but with a hole they are willing to fill for a price, no matter how dirty the objects being inserted in their hole is.

Anyway, in these soviet countries, the whores make more money than the doctors, lawyers and anyone who isn’t a fucking criminal….

Now, that’s pretty much the case in America, because whoring pays, but I am old, so the Eastern European named whore means something to me…

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2024

28

May

Britney Spears Hostage Video Shows Off Favorite Dress of the Day

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It was Memorial Day weekend, so I fucked off from this soul sucking work of updating a site no one reads….

I figure the most important update to make after Memorial Day weekend would in theory be all the drunk college aged girls in thong bikinis doing their best at producing porn on their iPhones, because what used to be a weekend of date rape has become a weekend of you can’t rape the willing, but they can film it and post it to the internet in hopes of making money…

The second most important update is to show off what must be a domestic war crime featuring Britney Spears who is being held hostage in the same living room all of her content is released from, making me assume she is not allowed to leave the house.

We need to Army, Navy and Marines to come together and break her free, or at least some PTSD veteran fan who decides to take the law and safety of your great country into his own hands, the way he was trained…..you know…militia shit working for a good cause.

I am trying to figure out what she is watching on TV to put a date on this.

I am still not convinced it’s Britney Spears, but rather some actress pretending to be her, mainly because of the tooth gap she never had…..if they show us the same Britney over and over again….we’ll just assume that’s Britney….

Either way, pop star in all her weirdness has some old mom titty in a pink dress and it’s familiar even if marketed as crazy..and even if it is crazy….crazy is good in bed…and that’s what it’s about.

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2024

28

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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I was talking to an old guy who said something like:

“there was a time when MILFs were an exciting concept, an old pussy that’s seen better days and that has been used to completion, offering you the full pussy experience without it being your seed sticking you with the bill for 18 years like some kind of human STD….the older and more experienced proven by the fact that she shat out a kid from that older pussy….but now that I am old, the MILFS are so much younger than me, that even the old MILFs with their geriatric waited too long IVF babies are so much younger than me, that it’d no longer MILF fetish because I am not on the wrong side of the MILF fetish…instead it’s cradle robbing the cradle rocker”…..

That old guy was me….

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2024

28

May

Molly Sims’ Life After SI Swim Involves Swimsuits of the Day

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Molly Sims is a relatively irrelevant early 2000s model who was in SI SWIM on the regular, but who has since been forgotten and not invited to any of their parties or comeback tours. Clearly not a Christie Brinkley clickview hog to them.

She also walked the VS fashion show in 2001, which I guess were her glory days….which make sense because she was in her late 20s then, which is around the time right before hitting that wall and rotting out.

Thanks to instagram, she can relive the glory days of stripping down in a bikini or bathing suit for people to jerk off to, even though she’s in her 50s…which is pretty fucking offensive to those of us not into golden year senior citizen home porn.

She’s married to some overpaid Netflix film exec who is probably responsible for some of the Netflix trashed that has tarnished the minds of a generation…but hey, at least he gets to stick his dick in ex-model pussy when not on set sticking his dick in young hot new aspiring actress pussy while his ex-model pussy is at home raising the kids with the nannies and valiums and other rich housewife tools when they know their hotness is evaporating and their powerful man can get a newer moder…literally.

They must be going through a divorce, because all these bikini pics in a week’s time screams DIVORCEE trying to get jerked off to cuz her husband upgraded to a newer model….

It’s a little desperate.

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2024

25

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I may have fucked off on Friday – but that doesn’t mean I’ll ever give up on Full Back panties.

It may be Tuesday – but everyday is Full Back panties if you’re old enough, perverted enough and just happy that their are panties involved.

I am from an era of the soiled white cotton full back bikini brief….not always soiled…but when you rob them from the laundromat they’d be pretty soiled…and for some people that’s the only panty fetish to completion we’d get…other than buying new which defeats the whole sniffing dirty panty fetish.

What I am saying is the full-back panty brings back great memories and hope for a better tomorrow.

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2024

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Dash cam footage of an Amazon truck being stolen and taken for a joy ride
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Sexy Bella Thorne – Promoting Jewels
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What is the Bleach Blonde Bad Built meme? Origins explored as viral catchphrase takes over social media
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Bella Hadid Nipple Pokies While Out in Cannes!
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The 7 biggest douchebags in America
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Man Kicked Unconscious And Robbed By South African Gang
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Beyonce Goes Country!
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Elephant has a massive 7-second long fart
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Group of tigers get scared by a lion
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Beyonce Has Expensive Taste in Nipple Pasties!
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Paige Spiranac Leaves the Blonde Life!
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What happened to Baby Toon after Shark Tank? Details explored
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Beer Keg Explodes In Kids Face
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Mother Labrador goes to her pups and wakes them up for dinner
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Stealing and robbing from picnic parties prank
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“Working With Celebs Was Fun, But Wore Off Quickly”: 19 People Exposed The Realities Of “Glamorous” Jobs
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Alica Schmidt is the World’s Hottest Athlete!
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Elsa Hosk’s Jaw-Dropping Sheer Black Dress at Cannes: Bare Breasts and Sexy Panties on Full Display!
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Solange Knowles Nipples in a See Through Top!
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Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Out in New York City
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Lily James is On Location in a Swimsuit!
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Some of the most legendary red cards in the world of football
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Jutta Leerdam is a Snow Bunny!
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26 Pranks That Almost Killed Someone
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Kate Beckinsale Nude
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Unwanted Creampie In Car
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The Special Needs Prostitute
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Olya Derkach Roaming Minutes Zishy
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amberdyme Thick in a Swimsuit and Lingerie!
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Lesbian Pussy Eat
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Sweet Summer Job (Sex Game)
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Fucking Weirdo Breaks Into Girl’s House
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2024

25

May

Brittany Tareco Sloan is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Brittany Tareco Sloan