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Booty of the Day
Booty of the Day
Brooks Nader See Through Outfit for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day
Brooks Nader See Through Outfit for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day
Heidi Klum’s Big Cleavage of the Day
Heidi Klum’s Big Cleavage of the Day
Dua Lipa’s Australian Experience of the Day
Dua Lipa’s Australian Experience of the Day
Tao Wickrath in a Bikini for Kim K’s Trash of the Day
Tao Wickrath in a Bikini for Kim K’s Trash of the Day

2025

16

Apr

Rita Ora in a Bodysuit of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, I like to “kick em while they are up”, because I figure every asshole deserves to be taken down a notch.

However, in Rita Ora’s case, she actually got a shitty deal. So making fun of her would be like making fun of the underdog in the industry, plus she had pretty consistently hot tits. Can’t hate on tits bro.

That’s not to say that Rita had any real financial issues, she locked in a solid contract with Jay Z’s label but Rihanna was pissed off that they were clearly using Rita as a Rihanna replacement and cockblocked Rita’s career….

They basically released 1 of her 5 albums and kept her locked into a contract so that she couldn’t go out there and compete with Rihanna.

They eventually released her and paid her out, but she had to obviously sign an NDA that she would never discuss being held hostage by Roc Nation because Rihanna wanted her in their prison, to prevent her from taking over Rihanna’s place in the world.

I figure if you own a record label that has created Rihanna from the human trafficked Barbadian prostitute and made her the billionaire icon, signing all of her competitors into aggressive 7 year contracts is a good way to stifle them from rising to the top. PRISON THAT SHIT!

So Rita Ora and her hot tits is more than just a celeb you want to dog style, she’s a fucking underdog, even if she’s won in a lot of ways, it’s never been at the great heights in which she should have won….but oil rises to the top or whatever, so she’s done her own DIY, lots of PR, became internationally famous from bringing those tits to all the events, and is now in a great place to be the pop star she was meant to be…and she’s not too old to jerk off to like this was 15 years ago…even if she’s getting on…we still have it in us to appreciate them titties…even if her face is looking a little too much like Michael Jackson.

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2025

15

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Ass Out for Tennis of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney continues her series with “Celebrity Collector” Amber Asaly, who has positioned herself as the “Celebrity Whisperer”, who gives the celebrities confidence in their photoshoots to be whorish because it’s not some creepy Terry Richardson level photographer stepping on his own dick while taking the pics.

It’s a science that isn’t really a science…celebrities like to look good, all chicks like to look good, so if it means hiring a chick who makes chicks look good, they’ll do it….some fake artist and muse bullshit…

The duo took it to the tennis courts, which have always been a fetish of mine, the short skirt, panty flashes, and erotic screeches and groans of a woman as she hits the ball, all while set in a posh setting, amongst rich and classy people, who get reprimanded if they make any noise in the crowd, making jerking off to the whole experience far more challenging…and some people like that kind of thing.

In the series, Sweeney is in a short tennis outfit, her ass out, her tits big, her face less-downsy than normal and it’s all a good time because this is the hottest celebrity available to us, throw in tennis and she’s hotter, even if she is unable to physically close her mouth.

She also posted a video of her crossing her legs…naughty girl must know plenty of strong clitted women before her have done this leg crossing to completion thing…

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2025

15

Apr

Katy Perry’s Space tits of the Day

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Katy Perry is friends with Bezos, she’s invited to the wedding with the SWAMP thing that he’s decided to marry because he’s busy being a billionaire and doesn’t really seem to notice that she’s got some sort of demonic tail, unless he does and that’s what he’s into. The sweet nectar from her demon cunt is compelling…

Anyway, he decided to fly her space, which in Amazon terms is really just into zero gravity in an overpriced airplane, that makes these people feel like they are in Space, but they are hardly in actual space because space is fake and gay.

Elon’s rockets seem to go even more into space, even though Space is fake and gay, and it is all probably just movie magic like Kubrick’s moon landing….but Bezos still had the opportunity to Challenger this shit, to Sharon Christa McAuliffe….but instead was more interested in giving Katy Perry’s old mom sloppers a change to experience 0 gravity for once in their lives…

She posted some titty content, not sure when, I was one of the haters who said maybe a Challenger style disaster like Sharon Christa McAuliffe would be good for the world, eliminated all Katy Perry future hits from raping our ears and brains…

However, there are two sides to every story and if she did blow up the other day, we’d be stuck by an overwhelming amount of Katy Perry songs…so maybe her not dying was a win for us all…

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2025

15

Apr

Madison Beer’s Y2K Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Apparently the younger generation is into the while Y2k experience, which was the era of early internet, when anything was possible if you just had a very basic idea, but instead, you decided to spend your days on MSN CHAT…Yahoo! Chat….ICQ….AOL…I don’t fucking know…some fucking chat program talking to strangers or chicks you know inappropriately, not realizing they are dudes pretending to be chicks trying to set you up to think you’re gay…when they are the ones sexting you knowing you’re a dude…but the troll never realizes he’s the homo until it’s too late…

So with the whole Y2k thing becoming a thing, I guess people are using digital cameras, the old POINT AND SHOOTS I used to carry around with me everywhere I went, leaving them in many places while drunk and retarded…forgetting to upload the pictures…dealing with corrupt cards…you know how it is….but the younger generation doesn’t and they want to experience it.

So with that comes traditional looking slutty selfies you’d find on a Myspace profile while looking for hotties like Forbidden or Tila Tequila before they died.

I’m into the revival, I’d argue that those were the glory hole days of drinking with coming of age college sluts. Someone should make a movie about that era….

The digital camera was really the advent or pre-cursor to the slutty selfie, the nude selfie, the gaping asshole selfie that can be monetized today….and that’s inspiring to those of us who have committed their entire life to nudes, just in the worst way possible.

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2025

15

Apr

Rihanna’s Bridal Campaign of the Day

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There’s a meme going around about how ugly the actresses and celebs have been since Weinstein got locked up for being a creeper with the whores who gravitate to the industry and who were resentful and bitter things didn’t work out for them, so they decided to do what many women before them have done and what many women after them will do and that’s destroy them at their core with every ounce of destruction they can muster up like the psychopaths they are.

I think Rihanna is on that meme, even though she’s one of those well behaved whores who knows her place in the world and would never really go after her captors because they gave her what she wanted….unless you count that Chris Brown thing that I still think was a staged bullshit thing to help her manipulate the media…

If she isn’t on that meme, she should be because as a fat 40 year old, her lingerie content is totally unnecessary.

She’s a billionaire out of Barbados, the fat 40 year old in lingerie is totally unnecessary but for whatever reason, it’s all part of the marketing plan for the billion dollar brand and thus here we are.

That’s not to say I’m not interested in all old fat chicks who were once celebrities in their lingerie, it’s just unnecessary because they can hire other models to this work for them while it is still seen as Rihanna’s brand.

Rihanna is pushing 40 years old, is in a thong and is probably happy for the AI filters available to make things less terrifying than they would be if these were experienced in person.

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2025

14

Apr

Coachella Happened of the Day

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Coachella is still a thing, clearly a very lame thing, or at the very least a thing trying to be a thing by maintaining its original purpose or hype.

A thing that caters to lame people who are trying to relive the glory days of the star studded event, before it went fully mainstream or international, before it became a place for brands to jerk off on the minds and bodies of the retards…or younger people too young to have been at the early days of Coachella, heading there to be part of the trending hashtag of instagram because it’s on the circuit of places instagram people go.

A mix of bitter old fucks whining about how bad it’s got, while still being there and younger people trying to have a human experience because they were raised on computers…which for some reason is Y2k oriented….but not when it comes to reading CELEBRITY BLOGS that never evolved out of that era….

It seems to be a meeting of the retard minds, or at least the monetizing influencer minds, which are seemingly libtard retard minds because I saw that Bernie Sanders was there at 90 campaigning against Trump….which makes sense, since all the post 40 year old moms in attendance are basically 90 years old in sex appeal as they mid-life crisis their way into a drunken hook-up with a 20 year old trying to experience y2k pussy that survived the y2k event they’ve read about…

I am not a hater, do whatever you want, go to whatever commercialized pile of shit event you like…life is what you make it and I am sure anywhere you go could be a hilariously great time…it’s the top level concept of watching these losers congregate that makes it very unappealing…

The Coachella slutty outfits used to be a thing when girls weren’t all sluts all the time on social media…

Here’s a round-up of a bunch of them thanks to MEOW and the FORUM….yes, I know spending my very important and limited TIME on compiling a Coachella post is arguably FAR more lame than actually attending and experiencing Coachella….but that’s pretty much the whole point of Y2K Blogging….we don’t leave our couches, we’re not welcome at these places….we just angrily watch from home…even though I’m only angry about having a blog, not that people go to and enjoy Coachella….

1 – TikTok Bitch Addison Rae Performs:

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2- Noah Cyrus Nipples Perform

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3- Cardi B Paid to Party with that Muppet Face

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4- Cara Delevingne Never Too Old to Coachella

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5- Emma Roberts Getting Paid to Appear

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6- Karrueche Tran in a Sports Bra

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7- Kelli Berglund Coachella Bikini

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8- Leni Klum Big Tits

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9- Victoria Justice Bra Top and Animal Print for Coachella

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10 – Kylie Jenenr has Tits

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11- Old Lady Christina Milian in a Tube Top

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12 – Super Famous Charli XCX a Coachella success story from Mooch to headliner

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13 – Becky G has No Pants

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14 – Anya Taylor Joy’s Fat Ass at Coachella

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15 – Nina Dobrev’s Really Racy Outfit

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16 – Madison Pettis in a Corset Top

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17 – Tyla Performs Slutty


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18 – Peyton Roi List Lays Out by the Pool

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19 – Dove Cameron Performs

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2025

14

Apr

Britney Spears’ AI or Body Double with Post Mortem Naked and in Lingerie Content of the Day

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If you read the site, which you don’t, but if you did, you’d know that my favorite thing in Pop Culture is Britney Spears.

This girl was the top of the charts, number 1 pop star, totally celebrated and accepted as a captain of pop industry.

All the pop stars since her have been bootleg versions of her, she created or at least dominated a whole brand of pop, securing herself as legend in shitty pop music.

She’s been worked hard, she’s made crazy money, she’s been broken time and time again, because being Britney Spears is hard, just ask all the clones, body doubles and AI they’ve used to play Britnery since the original Britney was killed off, or laying in the basement in a coma.

It’s one of those falls from the top that people seem to love to watch happen, because it makes these icons seem more human and because we are inherently jealous assholes who don’t like seeing people win.

I don’t mind seeing people win, I don’t like to kick em when they’re down, I like to kick them when they are up, because it’s funny….

I just find the Britnery (the name I’ve given her AI body double) to be almost interesting in an era where no celebrity is interesting.

From the AWKWARD dances that can’t be from someone trained as hard as her, it’s like when you see a figure skater in their 50s or 60s, all fat and dumpy put on a pair of skates, they can still manage to get around on the ice….not that I know figure skaters, but it probably applies to anyone who performed at a high level.

Then Britnery gets on the internet, half naked because she likes being jerking off to, or it’s part of the shaming process they put her body doubles through in order to keep them from talking….and Britnery’s dances are worse than if I was to do her dance…and she’s BRITNEY SPEARS, allegedly.

It;s all as crazy as her teeth, which I don’t mock like SNL, I actually like real teeth on a bitch, but when you don’t have a tooth gap, then you do have a tooth gap, you start thinking we need the DENTAL RECORDS to IDENTIFY the body….

All this to say, she brings us hot old lady content, made hotter because it’s so weird.

This is what she has to say about the whole thing:

ust to give some insight on this picture… well I might look really pretty but I’ve never shared myself with a man in lingerie that REALLY made me feel beautiful and sacred. I’m not even lying… my closet was incredibly insane because it was a space for my soul and there had been waaaay too many times I had been incredibly disrespected in bed. Why the fuck would I ever share the real delicacy of the feeling I actually get when I do feel beautiful ??? It’s so bitter sweet, but I knew my REAL heart would never share that or take a chance to bring my real heart in bed with someone who I KNEW would utterly and completely destroy me… so kinda fucked up a 6 year relationship ??? 2 year relationship… that’s a very long time to dream of the real deal, but guess what, I was 100% right. So they think they played me ??? I realize I played their asses as well ??????

RIP Britney, HELLO whoever the fuck this is reanimating the corpse of Britney..I like the nude in bed video best….

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2025

11

Apr

Judd Apatow’s Daughter in a Bikini of the Day

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There was a time when the “Just for Laughs” festival was the only real thing to do in Montreal besides strippers, drinking and poutine eating.

It came through every summer and I’d get free tickets thrown at me, not because I am popular or seen as some influencer in the comedy circuit, but because people I know had friends in the right places and couldn’t use the tickets, so as a charitable donation, probably in hopes of lifting my depressive spirit, or to teach me how real comedy is made or designed, because maybe it could help me manipulate the minds of the retards on the internet and offer me a future…..

Anyway, I would go to these shows, sometimes for free, sometimes with press passes, sometimes in hopes of actually laughing at a professional comics rehearsed stage show, because I want things to be funny, I don’t want to be some bitter hater who never laughs…

Unfortunately, out of ALL the shows I’ve been to over the years, none cured my depression but only made me more depressed….LAUGHTER is probably a form of medicine, but these fuckers couldn’t make me laugh, even though they were high profile talent who made great lives out of that one skill. If the best comics in the world can’t do it, am I just doomed?

The truth is that only a few actually made me laugh….shockingly, Tom Green was one of them, which I can’t really explain because other than his cable access show people used to pass around on VHS in the late 90s before he was MTV, I generally disliked his overall brand. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was for whatever reason incredible…..I saw Don Rickles before he died, legend, hilariously being racist to the crowd in a more genuine way than these TikTok comics looking for viral moments…

.I don’t remember anyone else really, but Chevy Chase, Seinfeld, just a ton of these shows sucked….there was one comic who I trolled pre-website, just because I am a sick fuck, by emailing a famous enough comic and pretending that he got my stripper sister pregnant when he was in Canada 7 or 8 months earlier, demanding he take a part in her upbringing….to which the married comic freaked out and threatened me with lawsuits and police involvement…it was actually an epic troll all from the goodness of my heart and for my own sick entertainment instead of for an audience, making it far more pure comedy than the staged, hostess twinkie, hollywood fluff I was seeing. Especially since that comic, couldn’t handle it, dude lost it….oh the good old trolling days….

That said – one of weirdest or most awkward shows I went to was a Judd Apatow special, where he had Russell Brand before he found god and right wing extremism after being married to Demon Katy Perry…and Seth Rogan who I’ve never been able to stand, his voice and his laugh are worse than his jokes, even if his bro humor defined a generation, it wasn’t my generation….

Apatow himself, who I’ve learned was a stand-up comedy groupie growing up, where he had interviewed all the famous comics before he even turned 18, and made a life in comedy, just not performing…..decided that now that he was a near billionaire from his huge hits, it was time for his big attempt at something he loved…

I don’t remember the show very well but I do remember one bit where Apatow just talked about his daughter’s vagina, which made me uncomfortable and I’m a fucking pervert who can handle jokes about basically anything.

This was close to 20 years ago, you’d have to look to see when Sarah Marshall was released because they were promoting that..

His daughters would have been 5 or 10 at the time and dude’s making vagina jokes about them…

It was disturbing, unfunny and I get that it was probably trying to be an honest and relatable take on a dad dealing with a daughter and her different body parts, but it didn’t quite hit for me, but instead made me leave the event.

His daughter’s not 5 or 10 anymore but she is in a bikini…and that’s what counts….

She survived her dad who really was probably making innocent jokes to a group of strangers about her vagina for stand-up comic clickbait, cheap laughs and edginess….but jokes about that kind of thing is just weird and should be kept for your wife or child services….

Vagina jokes should always be about vagina that is 18+…..but not when you’re a billionaire comedy producer apparently…which just goes to show you how off the mark my comedic tone or insight is….since I am a negative hundred-thousandaire off my brand of internet comedy….but who says money is a measure of successs….

Oh right…EVERYONE…

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2025

10

Apr

Tyla Porny in Nylon of the Day

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I guess in a society that no longer has Playboy or a Playboy equivalent.

You know a mainstream, high level magazine that featured sexual / nude shoots that were socially acceptable, even a status symbol for the models, while giving dudes something to jerk off to.

We’re forced to go to cheesy hipster fashion mags for our celebrities getting half naked and porned up, probably not jerked off to, because the audience reading Nylon isn’t the audience jerking off to the articles in Playboy.

The nude content has become self produced, porny, sold on fan sites and porn sites, so there’s really no other choice for the person looking for non porn jerk off material that’s essentially free…

Now, I don’t know who Tyla is, but I assume she’s a big deal, because otherwise Nylon wouldn’t be producing porn with her…

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2025

10

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Porned Up Hilary Clinton Pant Suit of the Day

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The lesbian power suit has got more porny thanks to Sydney Sweeney’s tits.

The nice thing about big tits is that they have the ability to turn anything, even a professional outfit a woman would wear to a board meeting, in efforts to fit in with the men they are trying to impress, or trying to replace, because they’re out to prove that woman are more than just homemakers…..blame giving them the right to vote for that whole attitude of having the right to be CEOs.

I don’t think woman are incapable of running business, most women are better at making money than me, even when they aren’t doing sex work. I just find the boss bitch power woman attitude annoying, but even more annoying when it’s outside of their own direct to consumer brand on instagram, but in the actual corporate setting…you know where you’d see a bitch in a power suit….

So Sweeney’s power suit has what looks like a snakeskin corset or armor to it….some lace push up bra for her giant tits that’s visible and the whole thing feels like a Hilary Clinton porn Parody only her co-star looks like a homo, instead of a Trump impersonator, making it less entertaining.

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