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2024

08

Oct

Some Variation of Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

Everyone’s going on and on about Diddy, but what about the crew that brought Rihanna over from Barbados and turned her into a pop star back when she was 14.

What’s the origin story on that one?

Tell us about how a billion dollar brand was created by a billion dollar performer who wasn’t even all that impressive when she was still in Barbados.

Now the Barbados people are hyped on her, but back when she was first getting famous they thought it was a scam.

I want to know the inner workings of that storyline….WHERE is that list of clients and friends affiliated with that one.

In the meantime, here’s some weird fat Asian or AI Rihanna promoting her brand because it’s part of the deal as a human trafficked slave who gets paid well to sell panties to her fans….

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2024

08

Oct

Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day

There is no official proof that Dua Lipa is actually a chick. They present her as a chick, but her hard face makes me think that could just be mindgames by the machine trying to confuse her.

I will accept her as a chick, but I will also accept her as someone who was not human trafficked from some war torn country as a child, designed and trained to be a performer and given to a marketing guy who understood how to create disinformation campaigns on social media, but instead of telling you who to vote for with bots, he told you what music to listen to.

I’ll pretend that marketing guy was just her dad and that his knowledge of digital marketing helped in her launch, but really it’s all her. I’ll accept that she was born in the UK and that she doesn’t have a cock as she walks away from us in this racy video and even if she was a dude, you’d still try to lubricate your dick with her shit. it’s not your fault you’re sad. It’s the system keeping you down man.

If you want to see DUA LIPA looking manly in leather pants CLICK HERE

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2024

08

Oct

Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day

All you Jojo Perverts can finally find the happiness you are looking for in your miserable lives, since being a Jojo Pervert isn’t really an uplifting thing to be….but you take what you can get and that is a NEW FUCKING SONG….

She’s dropped some dog shit pop song, too stupid to try to do a country album from rural New Hampshire where her mom cleaned houses before selling her daughter to the music industry, instead she attempts some club banger for the medicated anti-depressant taker with no real depth to feel like they’ve connected or relate to lyrics like “Stronger than I’ve ever been”….OK THERE JOJO how about you stick to showing the tits.

For those of you who don’t care for fat perverted child stars who have fat tits because they are fat, not doing the Ozempic thing because losing the tits would be devastating as they are the only interesting thing about her…..there was a time when Jojo made a comeback on social media after years of being off the radar in her Child Star retirement, and on that comeback she accidentally pulled out her tit, which turned out to be a big tit with a big sloppy nipple, and it was the highlight of the JOJO PERVERT life because it was the ultimate delivery of the JOJO goods….

So she’s got big tits…and that’s what matters.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|Uncategorized

2024

08

Oct

Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is the reality star who was too good for reality TV, because she believed in her tits enough to get fake tits, and she took those tits to Hollywood thinking they’ll hook her up because her show was so popular, while the spinoff show she refused to be on ended up becoming a bigger hit than the original show, forcing her to crawl back to reality TV in the final season of that show…

Now I have never seen Laguna Beach or the Hills, but I always felt like Cavallari was an entitled cunt, even before she married, bred and divorced a star football player, even before she got fake tits.

She’s now some social media inspo, divorcee who was fucking a 19 year old, for other sad women to feel better about being fucked by young perverts, in their old, sad, failed marriage and broken family they were responsible for keeping unbroken but sucked….

She’s got a clothing brand, she’s doing media, her tits are out…there’s nipple…not that they are her actual tits, but fake tits presented as her actual tits, which are still tits.

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2024

08

Oct

Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day

I am Canadian and I don’t do politics but seeing celebrities endorsing Kamala is always pretty funny and a sign that they are bought and controlled by the machine.

This is a memory of the Obama days of YES I CAN where the celebrities had influence and could rally up some energy…but no one cares about celebrities.

Now it feels like a lot of old timers at an old timer hockey game remembering the glory days as they convalesce before being put on palliative care at the old folks home they all live in.

I don’t know how they think they can relate, influence, inspire anyone when they are just scamming celebrities who live in their elitist circles, who don’t let the every man in on it no matter how hard they rock their Real Tree hats. Sitting in their castles that have aggressive security to keep you out.

A lot of desperation, last ditch effort going on here…

At this stage in the game, does Kamala even exist let alone stand a shot.

Sure she does sex podcasts for retard parasite worm eating their way through the brains of young sluts, Howard Stern who I thought died in the 90s but in fact turned into some weird dick sucker for the machine, the late night show hosts who replaced comedy with sadness because they are prisoners of the machine that has dirt on them…

No one wants a woman running anything besides the household to keep them busy…where’s my sandwich bitch….plus people are waking up to the fact that the machine really doesn’t want Trump in office and have been attacking him since before he started to try to stop him and since the machine doesn’t give a fuck about you common man. If you hate Trump it’s because you’re not listening, you’re just a victim of a information warfare propaganda attack on the guy. Why do they hate him so much?

You have to assume that they don’t like him because he’s coming for them…or that he’s going to break up the system they’ve put in place to rob you tax payer because they don’t like you, they don’t invite you to their parties, they think you are useless breathers, they just use you to get ahead and forget that they are there to represent you and to work for YOUR interests not their own, or the interests of the people who own them….their funders…

But I’m Canadian, what do I know or care. I just think that Trump is hysterical and does my brand of no bullshit comedy…which isn’t even his job…and I like to be entertained….which is why I don’t understand how people don’t like him.

Jessica Alba is a fake Mexican, she exploits being LATINA when her DNA isn’t even hispanic….and thus a fraud…

Here she is telling you how to think, because she’s a cunt like that….

Alba says a whole lot of nothing about standing on your ancestors shoulders, who aren’t hispanic but of European origin, because they would want you not allowing other people to take power from you….which I guess is Alba endorsing baby killing….she says she was working class and people deserve a shot thanks to a 50k tax incentive for small business or some shit. Seems like a retard to me….when did the tits decide they have a brain…and where are the tits while she showcases her retard level intelligence.

The question is Jessica Alba why do you like killing babies? Is it because you prefer them on your face, tits, ass or mouth?

These whores can’t be trusted. These people are monsters. This is embarrassing.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2024

07

Oct

Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day

Ella Hunt is in the Kevin Costner western saga and she’s apparently got tits.

I saw the first installment of that series and I was into it because I like the old west and feel like we should re-introduce old west lawlessness to our lives, it just seemed like a better place when you can police shit yourself with your six shooter.

I was drunk and fell asleep while watching the movie, so I don’t remember if she shows off her tits, I don’t even remember what her role in the show was but I’ll assume it’s some kind of prostitute…

I do know that she’s now invited to industry events and she’s bringing out her tits, so we’ll get to see a lot of them tits as they promote the next 15 episodes of the series.

Here’s her recent event..racy

Posted in:Ella Hunt

2024

07

Oct

Katy Perry’s Ass of the Day

In case you were wondering….Katy Perry is still disgusting!

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2024

07

Oct

Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day

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Posted in:Mackenzie Ziegler|Rachel Zegler

2024

07

Oct

Livvy Dunne’s Ass on Media day of the Day

Olivia Dunne is a viral sensation who happens to be a college gymnast…

I don’t know what came first, the college gymnastics or the viral celebrity, but I am going to assume that the college component of this equation is almost irrelevant to the fans, it’s great for the monetization because brands feel they’re sponsoring a legitimate athlete instead of a whore since this whore is a legitimate athlete.

There’s a science to this shit and math + science = success…

I don’t know much about her, but she’s not a stunted retarded looking gymnast that has been sexualized in the past, with their broad shoulders and 4 foot 8 stature, she’s got a little more to her, which is probably why she never made it to the Olympics.

She’s getting fucked by a 7 foot tall baseball pitcher, who is apparently some supstar baseball’s never seen, which is probably a good person to get fucked by in a world where sports celebrity is more interesting than faggy actors and singers who like sticking Diddy in their ass.

That being said, the college gymnast is flexible, has an ass, has a pussy mound in her skimpy lingerie they call uniform and it’s all so sexual as gymnastics can be when the women involved don’t look like stunted freaks, because of the wonderful flexible athletic positions they can put their bodies into…which are inspiring to our dicks…and that is probably the real origin story to Livvy Dunne…and that creepy coach who molested all the US Gymnasts…

Posted in:Livvy Dunne

2024

07

Oct

Victoria Justice’s Titties on Press Day of the Day

Victoria Justice, if that’s even her real name, has been making a comeback over the last year or so because she’s decided to release music and do shitty movies or TV like the good old days.

Maybe she made some bad investments, or her family is mooching off her money too hard and she needs to get back into earning, or maybe she was bored and figured the opportunities are there, the social media audience is there, she might as well cash in off the retard fans.

Either way, she’s introduced me to her tits, because I wasn’t really up to speed on the whole Victoria Justice thing when she was on Nickelodeon.

I’m a pervert, a serious fucking demented pervert…just not that kind of pervert.

I did see her sister’s leaked nudes, which were more medical pictures she took for her doctor that involved herpes scabs…that was a long time ago but a vivid memory, even in my demented mind.

That being said…I wasn’t aware of the tits, not she’s making it clear that she’s got tits, and now on press day, I like this she means pressing her tits together tits.

This was 4-5 days ago, but tits in pictures last forever.

She was at some other event and wore some white outfit – CLICK HERE

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