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2004

09

Dec

I am – Joeh Lace

I don’t know what to say about this modeling agency, other than the fact that these models look like everyday girls I see on the bus. Yes I take the bus, this blog has only made me 25 cents so far, bitch.

They aren’t hot enough for me, they are probably not hot for many people, except maybe lonely truckers driving through Jacksonville Florida.

This will make you laugh.

Here

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Cooler than Jesus Martinez

I got this guy’s info from POPBITCH.

His name is Hot Karl

He was just signed to Interscope

He’s a great white rapper

I think he may be jewish

I love the jews.

He is officially cooler than me…

Check out his official site here, click on Media for a sample of how good he is….
you will be seeing more of him.

Check his blog here

Check his Natalie Portman Skit here

A hot karl is:

hot karl
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one’s self may not be regarded as a “hot karl” but rather as “soiling yourself”.2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister’s room and hot-karled her.2. Brandon is such a moron, let’s hot-karl him after school today.Source: Davyd R. Bard, Nov 5, 2003

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Clit Eastwood

This is a hot site.
I love it when a clit looks like a 2 year old’s penis
Not that i know what a 2 year old’s penis looks like
but i thought it was more descriptive that “micro penis”
Get it… these clits are so big the look like mini-cock heads
maybe that was more PC.
I don’t like talking about naked little boys
I take back the 2 year old penis comment – I am not that kind of stepfather – I dont coach soccer

HERE

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Lohan Site

This site is devoted to Lindsay Lohan
They have all the lyrics to her songs on the album
If that doesn’t excite you
I don’t know what will

HERE

They also have a picture section

HERE

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Drunk Elvis

This clip is obviously nothing too rare – it is on iFilm.com
It is Elvis drunk and drunk is cool thus making Elvis cool!

HERE

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Camera Shy

Lohan is covering her face.
It is sad
She does that when she goes down on me
It’s because she knows she’s a naughty girl doing lots of coke, she is having random sexual encounters and least importantly – Lip Syncing….

HERE

For more go here

and for the Lohan drug overdose pics go here (i am lying, she didn’t have an overdose, it just felt nice to say)

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Fleshlight Discussion Board

Probably the weirdest group of people on the internet
I know this is debatable…
But if you want a good laugh
Click Here

Topics of note:

Videos of Guys Using the Fleshlight
HERE

Safe way to Shave Cock
Here

Different techniques in fucking the Fleshlight
Here

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Jeremy Irons Sex Tape

Who is Jeremy Irons.

I got this from CelebNewsWire.com
I would say something about this
If I knew who he was!

HERE

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Amy the Dirtybird

This is Amy’s online Lingerie store.
Amy is the model
Amy poses topless
We like boobs
We don’t really like Amy or her product line
But she is topless.

HERE

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Sex with a Fat Chick

I know you don’t think fat people have sex
But they do
Especially when they are girls
Because there is always a guy horny enough to stick it to them
I am never that horny
I am that fat (I’m mexican, we’re all fat!)

HERE

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