This is probaby the weirdest/saddest email that I have ever received. I decided to use this blog for some good and post this, because I never know who may be reading….You see the Drunken Stepfather isn’t all bad, when it comes to girls in need, I always do my best to deliver. When it comes to a girl who was in a natural disaster, who lost her parents and who doesn’t remember who she is, I try to use the power of the internet to spread the word…..so get up on this.

The email went a little something like this:

IMPORTANT!
SHE IS AT THE PHUKET HOSPITAL.
SHE DOES NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
SHE LOST HER PARENTS.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS E-MAIL, SOMEONE WHO MIGHT REALIZE WHO SHE IS.
THANK YOU.

There you go, so just email this around and be a hero you selfish bastard.

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This show is so bias, it’s called 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage daughter, well what about those of us who want to date our stepdaughters. You see, I think it is a hell of a lot more normal than you freaks who want tips in how to date your daughters. John Ritter, we know you aren’t dead, you’re in jail for incest.

The point of this post is that the girl who plays the better looking sister. Her name is Kayle Cuoco, and she went out and got drunk. When you are a celebrity, with drunk comes cocaine. Drinking is my favorite thing to do girl, we should hang out sometime….but who is that boy you’re with. Slut, just don’t throw up on these shoes.

More pics after the jump!

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Father’s, I suggest that you do not buy your daughters digital cameras or webcams for their birthdays. They are always used for dirty things, not that I am really complaining, because there is nothing I like more that seeing a girl’s gallery of naked pics of some girl who went a little crazy with her camera. I don’t know if these were taken for a boyfriend, or an attempt to be sexy, but damn son, I dig em.

For Trig’s gallery of pics you better click this like HERE

UPDATE:

The links are down so everyone email jeff@j-maxx.net and demand the pics of TRIG.

UPDATE 2:

Its back: Google cache, bitches Here

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Father’s, I suggest that you do not buy your daughters digital cameras or webcams for their birthdays. They are always used for dirty things, not that I am really complaining, because there is nothing I like more that seeing a girl’s gallery of naked pics of some girl who went a little crazy with her camera. I don’t know if these were taken for a boyfriend, or an attempt to be sexy, but damn son, I dig em.

For Trig’s gallery of pics you better click this like HERE

UPDATE:

The links are down so everyone email jeff@j-maxx.net and demand the pics of TRIG.

UPDATE 2:

Its back: Google cache, bitches Here

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The Stepfather asked me to post some of my links and since as his lawyer I charge him by the hour I couln’t say no. So without further ado.

10 Links after the jump

I wonder who named this
Silly Granny
Remember when Ester (Madonna) was a slut
Looking to rent a midget
Car Sex Advice
ART
Mideget Love NSW
My Toilet only cost $45
The Humiliator
I wouldn’t want to travel with him

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The Stepfather asked me to post some of my links and since as his lawyer I charge him by the hour I couln’t say no. So without further ado.

10 Links after the jump

I wonder who named this
Silly Granny
Remember when Ester (Madonna) was a slut
Looking to rent a midget
Car Sex Advice
ART
Mideget Love NSW
My Toilet only cost $45
The Humiliator
I wouldn’t want to travel with him

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This may not be an ongoing feature, but today it makes me happy calling it one. I have only been in restaints a handful of times in my life, and they were never for sex games, at least sex games I wanted to participate in. It is really always the people you least expect.

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Although I have never met Lohan in person, the possibility of me being the baby daddy is very high. Reality being that I have donated my sperm for the last 10 years on a bi-weekly basis. I never knew where it was being sent, so I could even be your father. Point of this post is that Lohan was not in the hospital for being exhausted or getting a breast reduction, she was in there having a baby. This is the reason for the weightloss. The baby’s name is Pablo Jose Valerderamma Lohan Martinez.

There aint no pics after the jump, but you can click it if you want big boy.

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Although I have never met Lohan in person, the possibility of me being the baby daddy is very high. Reality being that I have donated my sperm for the last 10 years on a bi-weekly basis. I never knew where it was being sent, so I could even be your father. Point of this post is that Lohan was not in the hospital for being exhausted or getting a breast reduction, she was in there having a baby. This is the reason for the weightloss. The baby’s name is Pablo Jose Valerderamma Lohan Martinez.

There aint no pics after the jump, but you can click it if you want big boy.

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