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2004

29

Nov

I am – Paris Hilton’s Cooter

Paris Hilton fucked Collin Farrel. Who cares. I have already seen her naked…she’s dead to me.

Story Here

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Bikini Waxer

Fleshbot.com posted these pics of Britney.
This could very well be a fake.
But who cares either way
I love bush, the pubic kind!

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Steve Urkel's Blog

Here

I didn’t read it, and I doubt anyone is reading this, so Urkel, I know how you’re feeling brother.

I can’t relate with this outfit, I got it off Fuggingitup.

I think you looks like a pirate
or robin hood
i dig it
where is your eye patch – Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Steve Urkel’s Blog

Here

I didn’t read it, and I doubt anyone is reading this, so Urkel, I know how you’re feeling brother.

I can’t relate with this outfit, I got it off Fuggingitup.

I think you looks like a pirate
or robin hood
i dig it
where is your eye patch – Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Jesus' Gospel

This is my new daily feature, where I write about a social commentary

Today’s social commentary is on… Celebrity Sex Tapes.

It may be a publicity stunt, but who really cares, I get to watch famous people make fuck, so keep it up.

Bam “Here I am ” Margera is the latest sex tape

My commentary:

“She has implants and Fucks with her panties on, I haven’t decided if that is cool or not yet”

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Jesus’ Gospel

This is my new daily feature, where I write about a social commentary

Today’s social commentary is on… Celebrity Sex Tapes.

It may be a publicity stunt, but who really cares, I get to watch famous people make fuck, so keep it up.

Bam “Here I am ” Margera is the latest sex tape

My commentary:

“She has implants and Fucks with her panties on, I haven’t decided if that is cool or not yet”

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Camera Phone

You are always being watched
At any given time in the day someone may be taking pics of you
This site is for the perverts who take advantage of technolgy and unsuspecting ladies
This is voyeurism at it’s best
I never have the balls to do this shit
But I do find it funny
Get Mobile:

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Jordan Knight

Jordan Capri
Internet Teen Naked Model

I don’t need to know much more about her, like where she is from, and what her interests are because I have already seen her naked.

She currently doesn’t have an major deformities, but we will soon find out that she is an amputee, or a post-op New Kid on the Block.

Here is her striptease video
Notice the airbrush shirt that say “Delicious” … that is classy, they sell those at flea markets to fat black kids. Jordan Capri is Urban!

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Hobosexual

Yeah – I was tempted to contact this chick, but then I thought to myself she’s nothing special. all girls like rear love.

Today…girls need to lose their virginity at the age of 15, otherwise they are considered losers.
By the age of 16 they have already gone to Oral Sex Parties, dude – I watch Oprah.
By 17 they are already taking it up the ass…it is the best contraceptive and it brings back memories of the first incest porn I ever saw called “Sharon”.

It was about a daughter and father’s love affair in Georgia and another daughter’s jealousy. Leroy, the bowling partner, was forced to “put it in her shit shoot” because Pa didn’t want his daughter having any “bastard babies”…

Other lines from the movie that are etched in my brain are: “the juice that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn this from your mother”

this movie make be the reason I am the way i am today….

My blog title has nothing to do with this blog entry, but I am new to this. For lovers of Old Hobos and Railroad men – Click here

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2004

25

Nov

I am – Not Wearing a Bra

I was reading TheSuperficial.com and came across this !!

I always knew this horse-headed starlet was ugly. I always knew she had horrible taste. I always hated the fact that she was a raver, and above all I hated her “hardcore” image. Dude, she’s a fuckin popstar, it’s not like she’s a gangsta rapper.

Point of the story is that Pink has a beer belly… more importantly is that Pink’s name is Pink.. does anyone else see a problem with that?

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