She’s just really sweet.

And super sexy

By the way, I do believe her shirt is see-through.

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A little while ago, I posted some clips from the Chyna Sex Tape known as 1 Night in China. Well, now you can download the whole thing (if you’re into that – but we’re not judging) by using BitTorrent.

Here’s the Torrent file: 1 Night in China Torrent (right-click and save as)

The video is a 189 MB AVI file. You’ll have to extract the Torrent file from the ZIP first.

Don’t know what BitTorrent is? Find out here

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last night champagne loved me again.
i stumbled into my house
turned off the lights
put on the alarm
walked into a wall
fell on the floor.
looked at myself this morning
in the starkness of nude truth
saw that i had actually banged my head so hard i had split the skin
but the blood had dried.
clotted, if you’d like.
felt down.
hid in my room for a while.
ended up dancing to disco to make my feet feel they were not left out.
ended up dancing like a slut on fire.
i am-sleeping with the champagne bottle

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I want to smack this woman everytime she opens her obnoxious mouth.
She is loud
She is annoying
She acts all out of control.
Her career is pretty weak.
But her playboy pics are pretty good.

HERE

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I don’t watch beauty pagaents. I find they give girls a false standard to live up to, like being a good person, and helping those in need. By making appearances to shows like “Extreme Home Makeover” to donate a Tiara for the little girl with cancer, do making visits to every hospital in the country, always sporting a smile and good hair. I think girls should learn how to be woman by watching reruns of Roseanne…it’s more in tune with reality.

This Teen USA posed for Playboy.

Check out the pictures here

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Justin Timberlake is in a Movie Called Edison.
Justin Timberlake has a Sex Scene in Edison.
It isn’t as awkward as the time he popped Britney’s Cherry.
But it is less embarassing as the time Cameron Diaz introduced a strap-on in their relationship.

HERE (straight from the source at Oh No You Didn’t)

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Justin Timberlake is in a Movie Called Edison.
Justin Timberlake has a Sex Scene in Edison.
It isn’t as awkward as the time he popped Britney’s Cherry.
But it is less embarassing as the time Cameron Diaz introduced a strap-on in their relationship.

HERE (straight from the source at Oh No You Didn’t)

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Pink Is a Man, it is official. The operation went smoothly, her cock is 9 inches of hot loving. Rumor is she still wears women’s panties

HERE

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If I was Jessica Simpson, I would play with my boobs too..

Here

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When I was living in Long Island, I was a Janitor in a school. This school was the school the Lindsay Lohan attended. I got fired from this job for hiding in the girls locker room after class. I didn’t get arrested because I had some important documents the Principle didn’t want getting out, it would have destroyed his career. Those pictures were of Lohan sucking him off and taking a load on her freckled face, these pictures are from some of the girls in her school.

HERE

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