Thanksgiving is over…
But looks like Thanksgiving is an everyday event
For this slob…
I am sure her genitals don’t smell..
I am sure her greasy body would be nice to ride…
I am – Fat Chick Eating Turkey
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2004
02
Dec
Thanksgiving is over…
But looks like Thanksgiving is an everyday event
For this slob…
I am sure her genitals don’t smell..
I am sure her greasy body would be nice to ride…
I am – Fat Chick Eating Turkey
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2004
02
Dec
Philadelphia’s dirtiest have spawned the most shocking and offensive erotic sport ever to be filmed! TittySlap: The Ultimate Bitch Fight pits six sexy, angry, and dangerous women against each other in a savage and sexy open-hand slap fight.. all completely topless!
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2004
02
Dec
What WILL they think of next? I mean, isn’t karaoke bad enough already? Listening to some drunk, nasal-voiced, weenie screech through the latest Celine Dion song isn’t my idea of a good time. Our german friends have come up with an alternative. You guessed it! Porno Karaoke…I mean, Pornoake! Instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the soundtracks of adult movie stars.
Porno Karaoke has Hit North America
Click here to organize Pornoake Night in your town
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2004
02
Dec
I am – The Lowest Quality Event in HollywoodThe VH-1 award show attracted a whole lotta class…this is topquality entertainment.
1- Flava Flav and Some Man in a Dress
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2- Flave Making out with the Man in a Dress
Update: He did it on stage also, I didn’t watch the show so I had noidea, I had better things to do, like learning how to crotchet vaginas.
3- Paris Hilton Wearing a Stained Dress, Stains provided by Alexander the Great, or the drug addicted homosexualy who plays him… I saw the movie where he kisses a man…and give hand…
4 – Anna Nicole Smith Standing with the help of someone…cuz TrimSpa gets you high!
5 – Tank Girl Scaring the Fuck out of me….watch out, since never having another acting gig, she has taken up witchcraft
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2004
02
Dec
Like OMG! Duff By Stuff is better that Snuff by Mr Rough, or Muff byJenny CreamPuff…
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2004
02
Dec
Do I fucking claim to be Jesus Christ, I am not trying to fool anyone here. We all know I am not the messiah, I don’t claim that I am the actual Jesus, I am just a Jesus, mexican and proud. I didn’t write the bible…and…just because the picture I use is a toy Jesus, doesn’t mean anything.
Jesus Christ!
That Being Said:
Friendster Message of the Day:
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From: Erin
Subject: i don’t love you
Message: hmmm, a lot of what you say is truly a giant contradiction of what you say in the bible. i don’t think i can be yourfriendster
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2004
02
Dec
Todays word Poor People
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2004
02
Dec
You like ass? You like Big Ass? Then you will like Badonkadate.com – it is an online dating site for ass lovers big and small.
Check it out here:
Badonka
If you are too lazy to do a search:
Here
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2004
02
Dec
The one man band from Canada
I was happy to see him rockin’ out with Dini Petty.
I used to jerk off to that whore.
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2004
02
Dec
The beauty of being a cokehead is that you can sneak off to the bathroom and do a key while in the stall.
The beauty of being a celebrity is that you don’t have lots of money and can actually do a lot of lines.
The problem about being a celebrity is that you don’t want people knowing you are a cokehead.
So what you thought would be cool aboug being a celebrity (doing lines on tables in the middle of the club, because you’re famous right?) can’t happen.
So you have to sneak off to the bathroom to do lines, not keys…and guess what happens Lohan loses her Amex Black:
December 1, 2004 — LINDSAY Lohan with her mother, Dina — after hitting Bungalow 8 and Marquee — losing her black AmEx card at Cain, but finding it after a guy at the next table suggested she look in the bathroom . . .
Link Here
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