I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

07

Dec

I am – Freckles

I got this off some blog somewhere – I would give credit but I really have no clue where it is from. No one reads drunkenstepfather, so I guess it really doesn’t matter….

Point of the story is that freckles are disgusting and I am glad Lohan realizes this and is taking action. I don’t know about you, but I am not attracted to girls with shit stains all over their bodies. If I wanted shit stains I would date my dirty underwear collection.

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Miss Lohan apparently is obsessed with getting rid of her freckles, so she is allegedly spending around 3,000 dollars a month on an expensive bleaching cream. A jar of the cream costs about a hundred dollars, and Lohan uses a jar a night. The process involves applying the cream to the parts of your skin that you want to bleach, and wearing it overnight. –

Lohan is getting ready to become a crappy cross-over artist with her album “Speak”, due out in stores Tuesday. She is also been recently hospitalized for “exhaustion” and “working herself too hard”. Lohan’s follow up treatment includes alcohol, clubbing, and trying to cover up her mysteriously smaller breasts. Marijuana blunts are also debated as pain reliever, but have not been confirmed as of yet.source: the shipper report.

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Smuck

This is the spam of the day….

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: psccdnghoapw@emailaccount.com
Subject: Hey Stud

Message:

Hey Hunk , I am Ashley.I found your email on the dating site..+
My husband is a smuck! , I want secret excitement
Here is the site I spend my free time on, find me here:
http://www.findfunhere.com/members/464151.php
under Ashley87

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Gayer Than Bicycle Short

In this case I am gayer than full on bicycle outfits.
I am sure this guy’s mother is the one behind the camera
and i don’t know about you
but that get me hard.

HERE

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Hot Asian Rump

So our japanese friends might be stuck up sometimes, but they sure know how to make a fashion statement. The latest japanese craze has the kimono queens prancing around Tokyo in skirts that look like they’re see through…what a hit!

Now you can fix your girlfriend’s unpleasant fat ass with a mere 40$ skirt. Let her eat all she wants, but remember, you are not sticking it to the skirt!

Check it!

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Jewish Ass

Natalie Portman has a nice jewish ass, just like whoopi goldberg…that bitch is hot.

HERE

UPDATE: THE VIDEO IS HERE

HERE

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Collin Farrell’s Dick

I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick

HERE

From the movie Tigerland

here

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Collin Farrell's Dick

I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick

HERE

From the movie Tigerland

here

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Hot Dead Celebrity Of The Week

Carole Landis
Killed Herself
Is Hot


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2004

06

Dec

I am – Obnoxious Couple of the Day

This personal site drives me insane.
They collect DVDs
They are married
and they call themselves the indubitable couple.
my fear is that they procreate and make equally annoying offspring…

Check their site here

Be sure to check out their DVD collection…

Picture of the lovely couple here

At least they have each other here

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2004

06

Dec

I am – Porno

Google Image Word of the day:
Porno

Select Pics from the search

Black People on Beack

Moustache

Cottage Legs

Man in Suit

String Instrumented

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