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2004

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Dec

I am – Rumor of the day

Brittney Murphey did coke off Roberto Cavalli’s cock…

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2004

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Dec

I am – Touching My Toes

I remember when I was a male model hip hop star… I wrote a song.
It was called Touch Your Toes…and it went like this..

Touch your toes bitch, touch your toes
Touch your toes bitch, touch your toes
I don’t care if you blow your nose
so long as you, touch your toes
It’s the hottest possible pose
touch your toes bitch, touch your toes.

I never thought Jessica Simpson would listen…..

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2004

13

Dec

I am – in a van outside the park

Public Service.. trying to keep the pedophiles off the street with our pedophile picture of the day

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2004

13

Dec

I am – 70’s Sex Ed Starring Avril

Check out this Mad TV skit.. it’s good enough to post here
Also from OH NO YOU DIDN’T

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2004

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Dec

I am – 70's Sex Ed Starring Avril

Check out this Mad TV skit.. it’s good enough to post here
Also from OH NO YOU DIDN’T

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Classy

Britney Lookin Classy…this is from Oh No You Didn’t… great site lots of celeb gossip and pictures…

I think marriage has done good for her…she has completely let herself go, proving that having money doesn’t make you classy…. or something like that…Her nipples are still aiming south, I stand by my no implant story, unless that is something that happens when you get implants at the age of 16. I guess we will see what happens to Lohan in 6 years, that is if she doesn’t die of a coke overdose…….i almost wrote cock overdose, but that would be more relevant to my Celeb Porn Tape entry…

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2004

13

Dec

I am – so much horny

Another SPAM of the Day…

Yeah I’m a pervert… so what? You like watching my videos as much as I like sharing them! Stop moralizing – just go and get some fun!

To be honest, I get so much horny that just cannot resist from recording my girls while they suck my cock and I fuck them hard! And all that for the only purpose – let everyone see what can I do with them. Wanna take a look?

http://lmQN.word365.com/index.html

Yours,
Dirty Pig.

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Gold Rose

I try not to hate people for being entrepreneurial.
I try not to be too hard on idiots, who come up with stupid ideas
and follow through on them…

I am a capitalist and I believe you can make it if you really put your heart into. I think anyone can be successful enough to drive their nice cars, “floss they ice” and all that shit.

If you wake up in the morning and think your life sucks, if you think that you expected more out of your life that you have right now, if you tumble out of bed and head for the shower so you don’t stink up your cubicle at your shitty 9-5 bullshit job and come home at the end of the day to your TV and annoying wife. You work to the bills, and put up with a shitty boss because it is easier than arguing… you do mindless tasks just to cash in your bullshit check… well you don’t have to, you can get off your ass and make shit happen…

Point of this story is that some people attempt to start up projects that they think are gold. Other people take roses and dip them into gold thinking – this is such a great idea… this is my retirement.. this will buy me a nice car, and a nice house… I will be on the cover of Fortune. These same people get shitty websites designed by their 12 year old son, who recently leart simple HTML. Son, we are going to skip your birthday this year, Daddy got a second mortgage to launch our future…and you son are first inline for succession….

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2004

13

Dec

I am – 2 LOVING PASSAGES

Gia has it all… voluptuous breasts, removable 7â€? X 1½â€? cock, 2 loving passages, beautiful 4-color face, and gorgeous long flowing blonde hair. So squeeze her breast, stroke her hair, and straddle her erect cock! Gia is aching for you, inside and out! …

Sex Doll of the Day HERE !!

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Jessica Tandy Fact of the day

Following her first marriage to actor Jack Hawkins, she moved to New York and met actor Hume Cronyn , who became her second husband and frequent partner on stage and screen

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