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2004

17

Dec

I am – Google Images of the Day

Today’s word is Polish, inspired by the Opus singing big breasted women on the stairs post.

You can see the results here

Top Results

Man In Make-Up

Polish Slit

Polish Goths (they aren’t really goth they just dress that way)

Polish Coke

Polish Cock and Polish Glock

Polish Dance

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2004

17

Dec

I am – Jesse

This is the friendster message of the week and it is from Jesse

Subject: Dude!
Message:

i totally joined the army for you!

amen.

Jesse is now my newest friendster. I don’t know what army he joined, but I hope it is one of those freaky sex cults that involves hot young girls, blowjobs and orgies…Jesse, send the bitches my way…

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Polish

This is what I found out about polish people on google.

Five features best describing Poles are:
Family oriented
Religious
Hospitable
Attached to tradition
Pretty/ handsome

Five features least applicable to Poles are:
Organized/ orderly
Disciplined
Effective
Modern
Happy

If you follow this link you will find out what I did a search on Polish People…this video is huge breasted polish women rocking out to No Doubt…topless

HERE

The best of the 2 videos is this one, Polish women trying to sing Opus – Life is Life. They don’t know the words, but I do. It was my song with my first girlfried. I orgasmed inside her the first time while her dad was listening to this record

Polish Singing Topless Chicks

HERE

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Chyna’s Male Genitalia

Well, here it is. The porn equivalent of slowing down to look at a car crash. You know you shouldn’t look. You know it’s going to be pretty gross. But still, what the hell else are you going to do.

These clips are a good lesson, however, in why steroids aren’t such a good thing after all.

3 clips from “1 Night in China” starring Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) found on ezshare.de.

Clip 1 (.mov)

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us (preview image)

Clip 2 (.mov)
She looks like a Tranny

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Clip 3 (.mov)
Her Clit is Like a Scrotum – Rock It!

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Chyna's Male Genitalia

Well, here it is. The porn equivalent of slowing down to look at a car crash. You know you shouldn’t look. You know it’s going to be pretty gross. But still, what the hell else are you going to do.

These clips are a good lesson, however, in why steroids aren’t such a good thing after all.

3 clips from “1 Night in China” starring Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) found on ezshare.de.

Clip 1 (.mov)

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us (preview image)

Clip 2 (.mov)
She looks like a Tranny

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us (preview image)

Clip 3 (.mov)
Her Clit is Like a Scrotum – Rock It!

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us (preview image)

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Tons of Free Playboy Pics

Someone left their directory open, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s full of Playboy photos. Now, we don’t condone any sort of piracy, or copyright infringement (nudge nudge, wink wink), but shit, that’s a lot of free pics. Get em now while you can. I have a feeling Hef’s legal team is about to have an aneurism.

Here

There’s also more free stuff off the main page, here.

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Wedgie

Shooshtime had a series of pictures of Paris Hilton picking her wedgie.
It isn’t that big of a deal considering we have all seen a dick in her mouth…
Wedgies are always funny…even better than dick in our mouths…

HERE

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton's Wedgie

Shooshtime had a series of pictures of Paris Hilton picking her wedgie.
It isn’t that big of a deal considering we have all seen a dick in her mouth…
Wedgies are always funny…even better than dick in our mouths…

HERE

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Rosebud

This is the weirdest site I have come across…

Butt Plugs are cool, I watched a documentary on pornstars the day before an anal scene. They take all measures to look good while getting dicked in the bum. This regiment includes enemas and rockin a butt plug for the entire day before the shoot.

These aren’t butt plugs, I just wanted to drop my porn knowledge, because if I don’t do it here, where will I do it. That’s right.. now keep reading,

This site is a showcase of Anal Jewelry…the actually jewelry is pretty crafty, carved faces and gems….this is a really classy tail. If I owned one, I would totally crawl on all fours showing this off.

The product is weird in itself, but the real issue for me is the presentation…a mosaic of anus art.

I wonder who the mastermind behind this site is.. I am sure he is really normal…like the kind of guy you want to bring home to your mom…it does make a pretty nice mother’s day gift!

Check out more

HERE

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2004

16

Dec

I am – Cock Jewelry

Everyone needs some Ice for their privates., and not the kind of ice you find in your bling it up with cock Jewelry. The problem is that this looks more like a christmas tree decoration…it makes my scrotum jingle….

“Our CockJewelryâ„¢ is just the ticket for a man who wants to show off his stuff! These sexy designs won’t cause any damage and are truly comfortable to wear.”

“CJ101 – CockJewelryâ„¢ featuring a silky smooth satin cord that encircles the head of the penis, made snug with a metal slide. The ends of the cord feature a crystal, bead, and chain ornament. $15.99 each”

HERE

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