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2004

13

Dec

I am – Celebrity Porn Tape

Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton the innovators in Celeb Sex Tape Scandals.
Together…holding hands, after a meeting discussing their next venture called Paris and Pamela take on the football team… the premise is to see who can take the most cock in a 24 hour period. Pam has the advantage because of the 2 babies.. but Paris can hold her own…

HERE

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Spic TV

Vida Guerra is a Stuff or Maxim or FHM girl. Everyone freaks over her because she’s got an insane ass…. Her claim to fame is her ass…. so is mine “In some circles”…

Check her out on Spic TV, in the bath with a fat dude…no that fat dude isn’t me.

HERE

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Dying for my Government

I am not American, but if I was, I would be sure to fight for our freedom and die for our government’s policies…. instead I watch war movies and go to sites like this one. A 3 page archive of Vietnam Pics from 1966-1968….

Here

Christmas in Nam

Here

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Shower

Google Image of the Day – word is Shower
Here

Group of Freaks in Shower

People Covered in Mud Shower

1968 Shower

Fight in the Shower

Children’s Underwear “shower”

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Stuff By Hillary Duff

I know Duff can get down like the rock and roll super star that she is…

HERE

But she still looks like an Ewok

HERE

If you wanna see what an Ewok looks like
go HERE or HERE

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Rumor of the day

Brittney Murphey did coke off Roberto Cavalli’s cock…

HERE

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2004

13

Dec

I am – Touching My Toes

I remember when I was a male model hip hop star… I wrote a song.
It was called Touch Your Toes…and it went like this..

Touch your toes bitch, touch your toes
Touch your toes bitch, touch your toes
I don’t care if you blow your nose
so long as you, touch your toes
It’s the hottest possible pose
touch your toes bitch, touch your toes.

I never thought Jessica Simpson would listen…..

HERE

HERE

and

HERE

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2004

13

Dec

I am – in a van outside the park

Public Service.. trying to keep the pedophiles off the street with our pedophile picture of the day

here

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2004

13

Dec

I am – 70’s Sex Ed Starring Avril

Check out this Mad TV skit.. it’s good enough to post here
Also from OH NO YOU DIDN’T

HERE

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2004

13

Dec

I am – 70's Sex Ed Starring Avril

Check out this Mad TV skit.. it’s good enough to post here
Also from OH NO YOU DIDN’T

HERE

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