Kate Beckinsale is dying of a vaccine injury, or AIDS, I mean she did have sex with Pete Davidson who I’ve been told by Kanye West through a mutual friend, that he’s got AIDS…but I may have imagined the whole thing.
She was apparently shitting out blood through her throat, which sounds pretty hot if you’re into throat fucking porn. I think they call them “BLOW BANGS” because porn isn’t as sophisticated, artistic or edgy as it was in the 70s, it’s just sensational dog shit with ugly girls.
We should change that because ultimately, I like watching people fuck, but porn makes me not like watching people fuck, which is the exact opposite of porn’s sole purpose in life.
Kate Beckinsale who probably had a sex life similar to a porn chick and she has been porn to a large group of nerds being a hot chick in a “cult” movie franchise about vampires and she’s barely aged or at least strategically injected her face to not look like a weathered old prune on the top of her British Fruit Cake.
She’s jumping on the take porn weirder and fucking weirder because we need to find things people will pay 30 dollars a month to see and she’s landed on titty fucking otters with her tiny tits…
I thought beastiality was illegal, yet here it is, CLEAR AS DAY, on CHRISTMAS EVE EVE on instagram.
SICK FUCK and not just because of the terminal illness, but SINCK IN BRAIN baby.
She’s also teasing some SCAT / SHITTING porn, which is just totally offensive….especially since her intestines are all mangled from whatever got her hospitalized and keeps her emaciated. Safe to assume it’s some fucked up shit….LITERALLY!
Posted in:Kate Beckinsale
