Did you pick me in the Gift Exchange
Are you going to buy me that?
That would be awkward……

I don’t like the cock-head between the tits.
it kinda fucks me up
like if i am making sweet fuck to that
will i be getting off to the plastic poon, the boobs or the cock head?
great way to psychologically fuck me up, you bisexual demon!

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There is a site called Alexanderthemovie.com
There is a site called Alexanderthebook.com
I want a site called Alexandertheblog.com, actually I don’t, I was just talking craziness.

Speaking of Alexander, rumor is he was bi-sexual.
Another politcal figure with a love for the cock was Arafat (he died of Aids- true story)

I don’t give a shit about politics – I am all about this Brazilian Farting shit

This is some hard-hitting blogging,

Keep it cocked and loaded fools

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Finding out my internet girlfriend was part horse was a traumatic experience. I had been pimpin Kate out to everyone I knew, I was like “yo, this girl’s got it going on”…but she had to have a flaw, and this isn’t just any flaw, like Herpes or some shit, this is for real. This is like taking a girl out on a bunch of dates, letting her give you head a bunch of times and when it comes to going down on her, you find out she’s got a dick.

Don’t get me wrong – I would still do kate, but now I don’t have to show her any respect. I thought it would be a whole ordeal getting into her pants, like having to wine and dine her, but with freakdom comes insecurity. Kate… I own you.

I was reading Fleshbot, and came across something that may interest my friend Jo(h)n the buckle guy.

I think he is right, buckles are really getting popular and they do make people look at your crotch.

Buckleroos.com

If this post has too many links in it…deal with it.

How do you make the links open in another window?

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i am – celebrity says:
i will send all my loving to your fat ass

mariana says:
huh?

i am – celebrity says:
i know you are fat

mariana says:
i bet you are.

mariana says:
you do nothing but sit around all day in front of your computer begging people to send you naked pictures of theirs

mariana says:
no wonder.

i am – celebrity says:
i dont want your naked pics

i am – celebrity says:
it was a joke
i dont like lookin at naked fat girls

mariana says:
you’re pathetic.

i am – celebrity says:
the big tits are alright – i guess

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i am – Jesus Martinez says:
i said adam is a jewish name

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
i thought you only dated black dudes, like I only date big breasted, tight bodied dudes.

Adam’s Girl says:
well ur a fool bye

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
dude you are a little over fucking sensitive

Adam’s Girl says:
u have issues for real

Adam’s Girl says:
what is his name is supposed to be?

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
they aren’t issues, his name should be Jamal

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
or Click Click Ugamo Click

Adam’s Girl says:
ur a fucking loser dotn talk to me anymore

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
the swahili shit sounds awesome in person.. typing it out sucked

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
by the way the click is written like this !!ugamo!
you take things was too seriously

Adam’s Girl says:
fuck off seroiusly

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
relax – seriously, maybe !!Ugamo! should run you a nice warm bath, baby.

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There once was a homo named Jon – he insisted on spelling his name with an “H”….

He started a blog the same day as me….

Mine will be way better, but unlike him I don’t sit around trying to be funny all day…

If his posts are dull, let me know and I will totally drop him as a friend.

His girlfriend is a model for wedding catalogs.

He has yet to send me naked pictures of her.

Thanks Jon

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Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:

I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.

I will show you things that you will like…

I will help you become a better person…

We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.

It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather.

Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.

I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.

Cuddles.

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Paige Davis from Trading Spaces has a sex tape. It is floating around, and I can’t deliver the goods. Rumor is that that cunt Ty has an appearance where he delivers a fantastic facial, but not the porno kind….come on… we all know you’re a little limp in the wrist Ty….

The reviews are here

The pictures may come in the next few days, I am waiting for Paige to get off her fat ass and out to the photo store to pick them up..get it, i just pretended Paige was my bitch…that was funny.

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