Spam of the Day;

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: ubauijwi

Hello Dear,

Finally i’ve found possibility to right u, my lovely girl 🙂

All our photos which i’ve made at the beach (even when u’re without ur bh:))

photos are great! This evening i’ll come and we’ll make the best SEX 🙂

Right now enjoy the photos.

Kiss, James.
ubauijwi

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Follow this link to the Lohan Interview

Why aren’t people asking the questions we all want to know – How big is Valderamma’s cock, did he stick it in your ass, what was the craziest amount of cocaine you have ingested in the shortest period of time. What is better, busting on your face or in your cooch? How old were you when you got your first STD… you know… who cares about her “burn out”….

There Was one good question though
And it was this

AP: OK, but going out with the likes of Paris Hilton is bound to draw attention to you.

Lohan: Yeah. Well, like I said, I’m friendly with other girls in the business. Some of them make rumors up about other girls in the business. They’ll say “Oh, she does drugs. She drinks too much.” I know a lot of the girls in L.A. smoke pot, but I can’t do that. I would have an asthma attack. It’s stupid to smoke, I do that once in a while, but everyone goes through that phase. I would never be an excessive drinker. You feel like (expletive) the next day anyway.

The rest of the interview is here.
I got this link off defamer, but I am not going to plug them, because they don’t plug me – cunts.

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I have nothing to say about this, but I am drunk often and I haven’t ever cried while drunk.
Justin was at the party, I think the media is implying that maybe this lead Britney to drink to the point of being sick.
If I was sleeping with K-Fed, I would probably be drunk all the time. Hell…I am not married to a freeloader and I am drunk all the time….

Here

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This is a quick post – on recent celeb nipples. I have no comments to add, other than the nipple is nature’s bottle…everytime I see tits I get all hungry and shit.

Bai Ling – Nipple Here
Charlotte Church – Topless Here
Lucy Becker – Topless and Implanted Here

I got these from the Taxi Driver Site….I will post it later.

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This is the story. Lohan loses her wallet, and now there are pictures of her “driver’s license” and her “black Amex”.

I didn’t post the images here, because I didn’t give a fuck. I still don’t but this is the story from the person who found the wallet and scanned the pictures

The only thing that stood out as interesting was the bag of white powder and the rolled up 20. Who cares, she does cock, get over it. IT’s only a big deal when she’s doin it off her stepfather’s cock….

This is the bullshit story

Hey Girls,

I just wanted to update you about our weekend in NYC. Of course it was Liz’s birthday so it was bound to be a crazy time…you know it’s never a dull moment when two or more of us P.C. girls get together! Well, for those of you who didn’t recieve a late night phone call Saturday night from Liz, I’ll fill you in on what happened…

When we got off the subway in Manhattan, me Liz and Charley were attempting to catch a cab when I saw something laying on the street… it looked like a wallet so I kicked it over to Charley and said “whats this?” Charley picked it up and we jumped into the cab. Inside the cab Charley opened the wallet and found a liscence, an American Express Black card, a $20 bill rolled tight, and a folded up $1 bill. He yells: “Oh my God, guess whos wallet this is!” I said: “Whos? I found it, hand it over!” To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan’s California liscence and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine! I couldnt believe my eyes! We had a pop star’s wallet with illegal drugs and she’s only 18!

The first thing that came to mind was to blackmail for a large amount of cash or a casting in her next movie… Unfortunately I’ve learned that publicity might not be so appealing when you have tons of strange people calling your cell phone to buy your story. Since I had no idea if I should keep the wallet or send it back, I called US Weekly for advice. US Weekly called Lindsays publicist and the next thing I knew I was getting calls from her publicist threatening to sue me. She wanted my home address so she can send a driver out to pick it up. I refused to give her any personal information. The National Inquirer called me about 8X to buy my story for $2500 (which keeps going up everytime I talk to them), they want to take pictures of the evidence, give me a polygraph, and interview me tomorrow. I dont think its the morraly correct thing to do and Im not sure its the safest either. the New York Post has attempted to contact me (check for an article in tomorrow’s paper, most likely it will not be a completely accurate story), the NYPD (who threatened to arrest me if i dont hand over the goods since they claim it is government property), and some strange people who wouldn’t even tell me who they were (but thought I was dumb enough to give them my address). I don’t know who to believe and what to do with the wallet. I told Lindsay’s publicist that I would like to return it to her in person so that I knew it was going to her. She said she would ask her. Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically and denied ever doing any drugs. The publicist told me she only drinks a lot and likes to party, and smokes cigarettes, but what 18 year old doesn’t…what a publicist she is! She also claimed to have called Lindsay’s parents who called their lawyer and is ready to sue me if I make any wrong moves.

At this point Im kind of afraid to answer my phone anymore b/c Im scared someone might get my address and come to my house. I think what I will do is just mail it to her house in Beverly Hills tomorrow and hope it gets to her. Anyway, I scanned the liscence and the credit card for you guys to see just for kicks. I blacked out her street address b/c I don’t know what kind of trouble I can get into and I have to be careful! The black card is cancelled, but it would have been nice to have a night of unlimited spending on Lindsay Lohan for Liz’s 24th birthday!

If you want to see the scans click
Here

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This is the story. Lohan loses her wallet, and now there are pictures of her “driver’s license” and her “black Amex”.

I didn’t post the images here, because I didn’t give a fuck. I still don’t but this is the story from the person who found the wallet and scanned the pictures

The only thing that stood out as interesting was the bag of white powder and the rolled up 20. Who cares, she does cock, get over it. IT’s only a big deal when she’s doin it off her stepfather’s cock….

This is the bullshit story

Hey Girls,

I just wanted to update you about our weekend in NYC. Of course it was Liz’s birthday so it was bound to be a crazy time…you know it’s never a dull moment when two or more of us P.C. girls get together! Well, for those of you who didn’t recieve a late night phone call Saturday night from Liz, I’ll fill you in on what happened…

When we got off the subway in Manhattan, me Liz and Charley were attempting to catch a cab when I saw something laying on the street… it looked like a wallet so I kicked it over to Charley and said “whats this?” Charley picked it up and we jumped into the cab. Inside the cab Charley opened the wallet and found a liscence, an American Express Black card, a $20 bill rolled tight, and a folded up $1 bill. He yells: “Oh my God, guess whos wallet this is!” I said: “Whos? I found it, hand it over!” To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan’s California liscence and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine! I couldnt believe my eyes! We had a pop star’s wallet with illegal drugs and she’s only 18!

The first thing that came to mind was to blackmail for a large amount of cash or a casting in her next movie… Unfortunately I’ve learned that publicity might not be so appealing when you have tons of strange people calling your cell phone to buy your story. Since I had no idea if I should keep the wallet or send it back, I called US Weekly for advice. US Weekly called Lindsays publicist and the next thing I knew I was getting calls from her publicist threatening to sue me. She wanted my home address so she can send a driver out to pick it up. I refused to give her any personal information. The National Inquirer called me about 8X to buy my story for $2500 (which keeps going up everytime I talk to them), they want to take pictures of the evidence, give me a polygraph, and interview me tomorrow. I dont think its the morraly correct thing to do and Im not sure its the safest either. the New York Post has attempted to contact me (check for an article in tomorrow’s paper, most likely it will not be a completely accurate story), the NYPD (who threatened to arrest me if i dont hand over the goods since they claim it is government property), and some strange people who wouldn’t even tell me who they were (but thought I was dumb enough to give them my address). I don’t know who to believe and what to do with the wallet. I told Lindsay’s publicist that I would like to return it to her in person so that I knew it was going to her. She said she would ask her. Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically and denied ever doing any drugs. The publicist told me she only drinks a lot and likes to party, and smokes cigarettes, but what 18 year old doesn’t…what a publicist she is! She also claimed to have called Lindsay’s parents who called their lawyer and is ready to sue me if I make any wrong moves.

At this point Im kind of afraid to answer my phone anymore b/c Im scared someone might get my address and come to my house. I think what I will do is just mail it to her house in Beverly Hills tomorrow and hope it gets to her. Anyway, I scanned the liscence and the credit card for you guys to see just for kicks. I blacked out her street address b/c I don’t know what kind of trouble I can get into and I have to be careful! The black card is cancelled, but it would have been nice to have a night of unlimited spending on Lindsay Lohan for Liz’s 24th birthday!

If you want to see the scans click
Here

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This is our new feature. We have lots of features.

Statutory Rapist of The Day is: Jeffrey A. Campbell, 51,

Jeff is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old employee inside the SRO Frozen Custard shop. I think frozen custard is ice cream

Statutory Rapists look like this

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Does your girl have a saggy or a skinny ass? Do you? Bubbles is the new must-have jeans accessory that holds your ass up for you..no workout needed.

I love this shit…I have a skinny ass but im more worried about my bulge

I need a cock booster. Im sure there is one out there. Help us find it!

Sorry fat chicks..Bubbles isnt for you! Duct tape is.

See Bubbles Here

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Meet Little John, Farmer Brown and a gay goat

Heavy Petting?
Gay?
Illegal?

You decide

Click here

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OC jews are funny,
They celebrate Chrismukkah
Cohen is a nerd, chicks dig him
He wears motif sweaters
Sandy is a Pimp with good hair
Kiki is from Montreal

I shop at the Ocinsider.com
I bought a Chrismukkah Yarmaclaus to please everyone

You should buy one too…unless your friends are muslim and sihks, in that case you would need a kufi-turbin…you won’t find those at the OC shop. In fact, you probably won’t find any in California..

Buy HERE

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