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I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick
From the movie Tigerland
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2004
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This personal site drives me insane.
They collect DVDs
They are married
and they call themselves the indubitable couple.
my fear is that they procreate and make equally annoying offspring…
Check their site here
Be sure to check out their DVD collection…
Picture of the lovely couple here
At least they have each other here
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2004
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2004
06
Dec
TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)
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2004
06
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TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)
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2004
06
Dec
This is a picture of me and lohan. She hasn’t called me since we made sweet love that night. I think she was upset the I was old enough to be her dad… her drunken dad…I was like -it’s ok girl, just pretend i am your stepfather that’s my thing…
UPDATE: I was just joking that’s a picture of another moustached mexican….
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2004
06
Dec
When Ashton and Danny went to the Scientology party and realized they were all out of coke. That didn’t stop these fiends…when they busted out lines of charcoal on Demi Moores left implant. Valderamma stormed out..upset that his shirt wasn’t red enough, the boys didn’t include him on the fun and lastly, Seth Green’s dick isn’t as big as Lohan’s
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2004
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What the hell is she doing? I understand that some people out there are eccentric and all that shit. But this is fucking disgusting.
UPDATE: I would still fuck it.
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