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2014

13

Jan

The Golden Globes Were Last Night of the Day

I am in Los Angeles, and like me, a lot of people in Los Angeles, don’t give a fuck about the Golden Globes or their bullshit parties you would think would put any other city in lock down. If anything, the rest of the world cares so fucking much about these bullshit self righteous things, […]

2013

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently girls don’t like the whole idea of being domesticated, even though they pretend they do, and you’d think the whole sex in the city movement would have passed and all these slutty career girls would be broken down and tired by now…so much dick that has left them disappointed but instead…when you ask them […]

2013

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My new play is the fake auto-correct.. My favorite is repeatedly writing “Let’s Bang, Let’s Bang, Let’s Hang, Sorry Autocorrect”…but that’s some vanilla shit…the ultimate, if you’re talking to the right girl, is “Hey, I want to bend you over like the hooker that you are and shove my fist in your ass so hard […]

2013

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been getting serious hate mail…people want me dead…I guess that’s why I keep my mask on… In July 2011, I posted a video of a couple having sex in a van…yesterday…CBS ran the story like it was news…so did DrudgeReport…meaning I am really quick on the draw, proving no one reads my site, and […]

2013

16

Sep

The Emmys Happned of the Day

Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as […]

2013

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I agreed to get on video Skype with a big titty black girl last night, even though I never Skype people from the internet, she caught me at a moment of boredom…She was topless, I asked her to do a tribal dance, she’ wouldn’t put a beer bottle in her ass, and she didn’t seem […]

2013

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I saw a dude who didn’t have Downs Syndrome making out hard with a girl who did have Downs Syndrome, and I kinda wanted to step in because I assumed he was some kind of fucking weirdo who was taking advantage of a retard, but figured, who I am to stand in the way […]

2013

09

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Clearly, the way to my heart is when a girl gets my shit permanently inked on her lips…I’m talking #stepGIRL forever…it still blows me away…like it happened just yesterday…because it did happen yesterday…but seriously, not a huge deal or anything, but totally insane to me… The problem now, is that the only way I can […]

2013

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Highlight of the day was seeing some white trash with a mixed race kid in the store…when the kid asked for juice the mom said she was broke…but not too broke for cigarettes…that’s the kind of parenting I appreciate because it breeds future criminals and the world needs more criminals… Here are some links…. LeAnn […]

2013

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

You know when you get to that point of drunk where you are willing to fuck anything…and you end up pulling a 1…but that 1 has no redeeming qualities like a good personality or good tits to make her a 2 or 3 but rather she is half retarded and not in a cute needs […]