I always love when I come across a stripper looking girl on social media, who has some fake bolt on tits, that look like they were bolted on at some chop shop garage by some immigrant cuz you couldn’t afford a real labourer to do it… You know the all fake face injected face looking, […]

The problem with society is that everyone is so uptight, while being so loose, all at the same time, making it very hard to navigate the waters…. I remember the days of cat calling, date rape when it was just called bad sex you regret, and all the other good times we used to have. […]

I find women who tattoo their nipples into the shape of hearts – super fucking weird…and amazingly they still exist at the strip club I went to…which I guess makes sense since it is a tattoo…and the strippers I frequent are outdated.. I find women in Canada during a heat wave dressed slutty like their […]

I’ve been seeing these meme going around about Dating in 1998 – can I have my Cds Back, Dating in 2018 – can you delete those pictures of my asshole….funny to girls born in the 80s because they never thought they would be the girl sending pics of their assholes out…and have been to keep […]

Buzz Aldrin told the world he didn’t go to the moon, some dude sold Hot Dogs in water at a fair and called it Keto Water, and got 40 dollars a pop for it, plastic straws are being outlawed around the world, because grown adults apparently need their sippy straws to drink their beverages, all […]

I have this effect on women where looking at me induces their periods, and if they are pregnant, it induces miscarriages, because looking at them makes them not want to breed….it makes their internal organs shut the fuck down…which is convenient for me…because of the blowjobs….you see for some reason, most girls who want to […]

You know when you try to fist that old weathered hooker for 50 dollars because regular girls don’t let you fist them…but you can’t get your thumb in…so it’s not quite a fist and 50 dollars is wasted… I like to think that is the story of my life… Here are some stepLINKS…of the Day […]

Today I saw something I haven’t really seen before and I am not sure if it was because of the girl’s body shape, or because I don’t leave the house, but she was in a pair of those short denim shorts all the girls wear with their asses hanging out, but what made it different […]

The nice thing about getting drunk, black out drunk, while being an old fat diabetic who can’t handle the sugar…is waking up not knowing why I have injuries…wondering what the hell I got up to…and hoping it didn’t involve any involuntary manslaughter because I can’t deal with that jail shit….or worse…got a girl knocked up…because […]

I am the victim here…because too many girls don’t wear bras, have hard nipples, and walk around super laid back about it….while I’m supposed to look the other way and pretend it isn’t happening…which in the event you didn’t know…is sexual assault against me….where’s my #MeToo movement you exhibitionists…WHERE IS IT… I feel like I […]