No matter how down and out you may be – I’m talking no matter how depressed and a failure you are – you’ll never be as low and depressing of a case as the legless immigrant mother in a wheel chair with 3 four year old kids in the other room crying – I just […]

I saw a Jewish rabbi on an electric bike eat shit hard…only for an old man to come over as the guy was on the ground moaning in pain him to tell him that his problems are nothing compared to the people in Israel…and they started hugging and crying…it was fucking weird…but not as weird […]

I may be Canadian, but I like to think that everyday is my independence day, you know since I am living the American dream…eating fast food and dealing with fame hungry sluts who are willing to do anything to get ahead, like send me videos of them fisting themselves, since sexting artistic nudes is for […]

It is EDC which is the biggest thing for 28 year old girls who are into EDM and dancing around in bikinis for an entire weekend on drugs like they were 20…because they aren’t ready to throw in the towel yet…and I am all for that, but instead of getting on a plane, dealing with […]

I’ve been trying to troll a hardcore lesbian into breaking from her lesbianism to sext me…so that I can say “See, lesbianism doesn’t exist”…you know to trick her into either sending me a nude pic, or even to masturbate while talking to me….and it has been a challenge…a challenge that proves I have very little […]

Turns out the beach is the place young people sneak off to to fuck in the water…which is code for the place I go to watch young people fuck in the water…these hormones in the food motherfucker…are getting girls busty… I am still in Florida…it’s like where middle class come to die because you can’t […]

The bad thing about florida isn’t the crack smoking pregnant 20 year olds…it’s having unprotected sex with them…while drunk on sun, retirement, frozen yogurt and meth. Here are some stepLINKS… Hard Nipples! GO The Queen of Cannes! GO Kim Kardashian Cleavage GO Miley’s Knee Looks Like Seth Rogan GO Is Shailene Woodley Homeless? GO I […]

I watched suicide girls wrestling for 3 hours last night…then I went to Deny’s where a black meth addicted hooker tried to eat my face, and by face I mean dinner, in exchange for a blow job…Florida’s alright… I Love Miley’s Pubes GO Hilary Duff – Scientologist GO Charles Barlkey Blowing Two Ghosts… GO All […]

The most interesting thing about women in florida is how leathery their skin is, up on some gator, chain smoking, maybe on meth shit…but they’re so skinny and tanned and fake titied, it’s like being at a gutter stripclub all the time…everywhere you go… Miley Almost Died – Too Bad She Didn’t GO Disturbing Coloring […]