Negotiating nudes is a lot easier than negotiating a mortgage, a new car, a raise at work, a night out with the boys without your wife who robbed you of your freedom and your life, and even a free drink at the bar…that’s why all my time is spent on that..not that you care about […]

So Facebook has shut me down from my FACEBOOK ….for the next 7 days, because of the above picture….because Facebook are an oppressive regime that police their website like they were communist police, dictating what is right and wrong, and what the world should see and not see, and that’s a horrible state of affairs, […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 16, 2015 at 9:13am PST If you want to have a good time this weekend wherever you are…by bringing the DrunkenStepfather fun with you…anywhere your shitty existence goes…add: snapchat: stepgirls To your snapchat…because we have girls getting naked on that shit all fucking day and night every […]

I’m a feminist…I say get the rolling pin out of the kitchen…and into your vagina….on snapchat while I watch…give yourself such an intense orgasm where you black out and feel like your soul leaves you…while I watch…for 10 seconds…then it disappears…and is never seen again…. snapchat – drunkenstepdad Here are some stepLINKS… Keith Richards Thinks […]

Someone told me you can only love someone as much as they love themselves, so today I decided to try to love my penis, in hopes that it makes girls want to love it as much as I do…now if only I could find it. TIS the Season…for Christmas parties…and Christmas Miracles… Here are some […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 3:11pm PST I’ve been watching bikini photoshoots for the last three days and it is starting to get pretty fucking boring. Not because I’m at Art Basel, and should be looking at art like some asshole, trying to decipher what commentary the artist was […]

For every 20 or so failed tinder romances – like this: Is a girl willing to get naked, spread her vagina, and even insert random household objects in her for me, just becausee I ask.. No man should have this much power. I’d like to thank the internet, the access and exposure to porn, and […]

Loading @andielloway captures the "full from too much whipped cream bikini – never too much whipped cream bikini" nap with @chelslipp View on Instagram I want you to follow me on INSTAGRAM because it feeds my ego…and the world is going in the internet direction – and the screen is real life… I just saw […]

One of my favorite things is girls who get naked for free…because that is how nature intended…and I can actually afford them and don’t have to plot my escape from them after getting them naked by offereing money..you know where their pimps, bouncers or husbands come after me and are out for blood… My second […]

A girl hit me up asking if I was making sex dolls – I was like “yes” as a joke, because I can barely afford to drink…. The she’s like “can you make one of me” and I was like “we’ll need to mould you” and she’s like “ok, when” and I’m like “I am […]