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2015

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I get my social media confused, especially when I am masturbating to your pics. It is like I right swipe on instagram and double click on TINDER,confusing the fuck out of me…but at least I still remember how to jerk off. The only problem is that my penis doesn’t… All this to say, thanks […]

2015

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes nothing funny happens to you in your day, so you have to stand in the cookie aisle at the grocery store, waiting for the fattest and loneliest bitch to come around on a Friday night, in efforts to convince her that the chocolate mint thins will in fact make her lose weight…I mean get […]

2015

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Earlier today, I was checking my snapchat…at the grocery store, because I get so many asshole pics of girls I have to constantly check them so that I don’t miss any…and I walked right into some mom bending over tending to her baby. My dick pretty much slammed right between her ass cheeks like I […]

2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The nice thing about being a married, obese, poor as fuck, pretty disgusting, unshowered, rude, old impotent alcoholic asshole of a a man….is that when girls agree to have sex with me, I know they’ve lost their fucking minds. Here are some stepLINKS… Chelsea Handler’s New Tit Pic GO Man WHo Taunts Police on FB […]

2015

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Chelsea Handler Tits don’t really deserve a post of their own…but it is Mardi Gras…and I love New Orleans and Titties… In her defence no tits really need a post of their own… They are just tits, which is what her whole campaign is, but the reality is, they are the only thing getting her […]

2015

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I always love running into strippers or escorts I’ve met while drinking and paying them to make their vaginas do a puppet show…during the day…at the grocery store…with their kids…or moms…for some reason, it brings me great joy. The double life, ho pretending to not be a ho…..That happened today. It was a highlight….another highlight…watching […]

2015

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 10, 2015 at 2:50pm PST I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency […]

2015

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the DAy

The failed sext of the day has been: “Feed me with your pussy, like you would feed a starving African baby you see in a back alley on your African Safari vacation you’ve been saving up for the last 3 years and finally got to take.”….you can interchange African Safaris with pretty much any situation […]

2015

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

@ashleyinla has the tinder profile of champions A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 26, 2015 at 6:43pm PST I would probably wake up earlier if I wasn’t up until 4 in the morning watching some almost 19 year old girl stick things in her asshole on facetime from her fucking dorm room… Or […]

2015

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Negotiating nudes is a lot easier than negotiating a mortgage, a new car, a raise at work, a night out with the boys without your wife who robbed you of your freedom and your life, and even a free drink at the bar…that’s why all my time is spent on that..not that you care about […]