I only like girls who masturbate four or more times a day…that’s all I have to say about that…. Who am I kidding…I only like girls…who were born girls…that’s really my only criteria…troll or not motherfucker…if you got a uterus…I’m down. Here are some stepLINS Brandi Glanville Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Pussy GO BABE BLOGGERS […]

According to Anonymous…. THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN LOS ANGELES …like the “inside job” that happened in NYC>…and although some of the worst people in the world live in LA, and it is the one city closest to hell in terms of evil…that kinda makes me like it more…not to mention […]

Being romantic is always fun because there isn’t enough romance in the world…until you cross that boundary of too much romance and you just become the creepy guy they’ve never met who is telling them how you are cutting their name into your arm…. Everyone is talking about the Boston Marathon Victim Costume Wearing Girl […]

Finally convincing the girl you’ve been sexting for the last 8 months into sending you a vagina pic, only to discover that her vagina is actual a penis…is a bit of a bummer. Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning… Stupid Miley Selfie of the Day GO Kristen Stewart Face… GO These Star Wars Vibrators are […]

I want your HPV all over my face is not a good pick-up line….even if it is statistically totally accurate…sometimes you gotta keep science out of love… Farrah Abraham is Amazing GO This is Your New Wonder Woman GO 15 People who Got Arrested for Being Weird. GO Michelle Pfeiffer was in a Cult GO […]

Oh right, it’s halloween…girls are dressed slutty…even 10 year olds…so be careful who you invite back into your basement for a photoshoot with your disposable camera…that doesn’t have a flash…you don’t want to go to jail because of all the excitement from the silliest night of the year… A night where my one goal is […]

Never ask a girl you meet in a bar what her waist to hip ratio is…because you only talk to 0.7s…they will not get your joke or your autism but will definitely take offence to it and lecture you on how you can’t scientifically break down beauty…even though everyone knows hip to waist ratio is […]

I judge you based on your Starbucks order…Drinking Time…. That said…RIP Motherfucker I was a fan… Here are some stepLINKS…. Kelly Osbourne Hates Gaga in a Bra GO Eliza Gonzalez is Not as Hot Without Make-Up GO Thigh Gap is a Thing…a Very Very Very Amazing Thing…. GO Olivia Wilde is Pregnant GO This Year’s […]

I just woke up. I blame last nights Spin Class, and I don’t mean the exercise program, but rather…my own variation of the exercise program…that involves me drinking and trying to spin girls into wanting to have sex with…only to sleep on the motherfuckin’ couch…because I didn’t have roofies to help with my convincing… Here […]