I just woke up. I blame last nights Spin Class, and I don’t mean the exercise program, but rather…my own variation of the exercise program…that involves me drinking and trying to spin girls into wanting to have sex with…only to sleep on the motherfuckin’ couch…because I didn’t have roofies to help with my convincing… Here […]

I think the foundation of the East VS West hip hop wars was less about fake controversy started up by the record labels to get people talking about their artists, and everything to do with the time difference… I mean shit, I’m just waking up and you motherfuckers are already done lunch… Here are some […]

The best way to get nude pics from a girl on the internet…is to find one with fake tits…because girls with fake tits are pre-disposed to wanting to show off those tits…since they bought their tits and I guess it is just human nature to want to show the world their purchase even if their […]

Today’s words of wisdom are – girls, don’t worry about your hair and make-up….we only care about your ass…. Here are some links… The French Montana Song Miley Killed GO Paris Hilton for Terry Richardson… GO Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are Dating GO The Wet Paint Prank GO The Best Bank Robbery Footage Ever […]

So a girl tells me that I have no personality earlier today…when I was ordering a coffee and didn’t find her stupid banter directed at me funny….so I told her that the reason I have no personality is because it is better to have no personality than a small one….it is the same reason I […]

It’s Thanksgiving Weekend in Canada…and I decided to give thanks to my wife, by leaving her….I decided to go on an adventure and try to make myself famous…because that’s what every slut wants…. Sure it may not actually happen…and I may not actually leave the comfort of my mould filled basement apartment…and soiled couch…but remember […]

I don’t really care about pop culture, or staying on top of pop culture, or being relevant in pop culture, but the girls who I try to get titty pics do… So whether it is Kanye on Kimmel Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1 , PART 3 , PART 3 , PART 4 […]

There is something pretty horrible about slow dancing with a 55 year old fat woman to some french dude singing Johnny Cash with a french accent…but the blow job was ok… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE Weird GIF of David Ortiz and Koji Uehara Celebrating Red Sox Win… GO Miley in her […]

There is something amazing about girls practicing their pole dancing in a DrunkenSweatshop Shirt It’s like porn to me…only far more exhilarating…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE So Many Thigh Gaps GO Pippa Middleton Killin’ Birds GO Michele Bachman Believes Obama is the Start of the Biblical End…. GO Alessandra Ambrosio in […]

I like to tell girls I have a porn sized dick…you know to compel them to put it in them….I generally like to save that it is softcore porn sized dick…until it is too late for them to escape my charm…you know built like a ken doll…motherfuckers…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE Mila […]