I spent my night writing what is going to be a hit song called Dick Clit…about a girl who had just a little too much in her bikini….and by writing a hit song I mean…trying to eat out a vagina so meaty I felt like I was sucking dick… True story…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow […]

In the last couple of weeks, I have had two people come out of the woodwork from my past, you know people who I barely knew but had some funny exchanges with, and who I barely remembered having those exchanges with…I guess in some time to come clean and let go of the past forgiveness […]

Why isn’t there a video game where you fist a girl until she shits all over the place, and the more weight in shit that project out of her ass, the higher score you get? I would play that all day…but instead I am forced to do it in person instead… Here are some stepLINKS…follow […]

Some annoying homeless chick who I assume isn’t homeless but just randomly screams at people when you walk by her asking for change…asked me for change…and I said..something like “do you have any skills that make me want to give you money”…thinking she’d do a song or dance…and she said that she did…it was sucking […]

The problem with being an old as fuck borderline pervert is that when you fuck with 20 year old girls…there’s a chance that when you meet their mom’s in passing when they are trying to piss off her parents…that you’ve fucked her before…forcing you to do the math to make sure your new girlfriend isn’t […]

My new play on getting nudes from girls with boyfriends is trying to convince them to send me pics of their vaginas being penetrated by their boyfriends…in the whole fun for the whole family situation…so far it hasn’t worked…bitches just want money. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Babes in a Towel GO Miley’s […]

Today I saw a dude who didn’t have Downs Syndrome making out hard with a girl who did have Downs Syndrome, and I kinda wanted to step in because I assumed he was some kind of fucking weirdo who was taking advantage of a retard, but figured, who I am to stand in the way […]

Clearly, the way to my heart is when a girl gets my shit permanently inked on her lips…I’m talking #stepGIRL forever…it still blows me away…like it happened just yesterday…because it did happen yesterday…but seriously, not a huge deal or anything, but totally insane to me… The problem now, is that the only way I can […]

When a girl brands herself for life with a lip tattoo that reads #stepGIRL, I am forced to ask myself whether I have made it, is this the peak of what I set out to do with the site when I started it 10 years ago…even though all I wanted from the site was nudes…or […]

I just did a photoshoot with amazing girls…including but not limited to ARIEL REBEL at my friend Vintage Frames new barber shot @notoriousMTL and now I am in love…with amazing girls…I am only sad I didn’t get any of them pregnant in the process…all I do is fail.. Here are some links…. Lady Gag in […]