It turns out that telling a girl who is paranoid to meet you off the internet and thinks you’ll rape and kill her…and says she thinks you will rape and kill her…only to respond that it would take a really special girl to make me rape and kill them…doesn’t put her at ease… But seriously, […]

I am a romantic… Not the kind of romantic who sends girls dick pics, or who jerks off into a sink on snapchat to show how much I care… I am a romantic in the traditional sense of the term, where I encourage all girls to sit on my face…because no pussy is too disgusting […]

Whenever anyone wants anything from me, mainly to hang out, whether it is sexual, or non sexual, I always have a hard time saying no, but always want to say no, because I hate people, and socializing with them is the worst…and even when I do say no, no one takes no seriously, unless you’re […]

I first realized I was a woman when I was in the gym locker room, and figured my dick was more of a clit…then I turned to porn and really decided to own this being a woman thing…. I figured that if you tell a woman that you;’re actually a woman in the body of […]

On my facebook, twitter and instagram…I’ve been seeing girls posting articles and statuses on dick pics… Basically complaining like “hey guys we don’t need the dick pics”…. or “OMG, I GET SO MANY DICK PICS AND I HATE IT”… or “WHAT ARE THESE GUYS THINKING WITH THEIR DICK PICS”…. It’s partially due to snapchat, partially […]

Telling a girl you wish you were an UBER driver so that you could pick her up and know her number and where she lives, and following it up with you can’t be one because you have a DUI and one too many restraining orders….is an awful way to get sex…that’s why you shouldn’t ask […]

It’s still my birthday…. That said, I feel like there is an understanding when a guy has a hot as fuck daughter and he’s sitting next to her at lunch, and she’s wearing a mini skirt or booty shorts and just has a crazy fucking ass, while I stare… He can’t get made at me, […]