I’ve been asking every girl I know how her “Slut Hole” is doing today…most are offended, don’t answer…only one asked if I meant “her mouth or her pussy”…she’s a keeper and another offered to show me, but only in person, because I guess she knows I’m not getting off this couch to look at a […]

The Publicity Department at Atlantic Records is trying to bully me into taking down a post on one of their acts, who was a titty model for American Apparel before being their pop star they are trying to push. They Emailed me with their LAWYERS CCed on the email to take down the post, for […]

The highlight of my weekend was talking to an overly PC girl, which is every girl, about how my friend was almost raped by a dog….When I hit the the word rape…she fully shut down and couldn’t fucking process anything beyond it…it was like “system meltdown” and she couldn’t figure out if the word rape […]

I am an online busker, with less talent and no tips… Maybe I should go back to the Donate Here button on the site… My virtual hat.. Money for coffee…and whiskey….and beer… You wouldn’t give me anything… You’d just keep me dancing monkey posting tit pics…for free I hate yo… Here are some stepLINKS… A […]

Christmas is coming and so should you… Here are some stepLINKS Come to Them….Or just click em….I’m drunk….making girls sit on my lap asking me for gifts….this waitress hates me Leonardo DiCaprio Raped By a Bear CLICK HERE Oh Shit – Girls in Sports Bras… CLICK HERE Alessandra Ambrosio’s Push Up Bra CLICK HERE Freaky […]

Hey girls… Next time you’re naked – stare at your vagina long enough for it to feel awkward… Do it for me… Because I love vagina…and that’s what I’d be doing if we were together… But I guess we haven’t matched on Tinder…so there’s no hope for us.. Even though I’m a romantic and think […]

I was at a bar last night…and some girl approached me. She was 19…and decided to cuddle up to me, a stranger, and tell me how she’s a sex addict…and when I tried to pawn her chubby ass on my friend, he told her that he would fuck her, but only with a condom because […]

My wife thinks I need sensitivity training..because I spent the day negotiating with my stepdaughter to let me “clone’ her vagina using skin from a big, smells from a dead catfish and bush from a dead racoon.. They all found it weird…but not as weird as when I tried to make them watch a masturbation […]

I was mourning Lamar Odom’s murder by the Kardashian’s for a storyline now that they’ve done sex scandals and sex changes – and need death to come full circle with their bullshit brand…and by that I mean trying to get a girl to squirt on a print out of my face…because that’s the kind of […]

My favorite thing about Labor Day is the after birth….. Even if the afterbirth is herpes from college girls…who are out of control on their first go at life on their own in a new city….in this tinder porn filled world….herpes…that are inevitable.. Here are some stepLINKS…which is my daily after birth…you click on…cuz you’re […]