It’s not my birthday anymore, but it feels as depressing as if it still is. Here are some morning Links…that you will love more than I hate myself…not that I actually hate myself, I’m hardly that interesting to have any emotions about…I just like to say I’m suckin’ at life but still living better than […]

There is something magical about finding a lovely, classy, beautiful lady on tinder, who is fat and in her 60s on TINDER, broken from life and willing to meet you pretty much anyway…to eat your ass even…asking you to not shower for 3 days before hand because she likes flavor…it’s one of those too disgusting […]

There’s not much as tragic as finally convincing a girl to let you watch her use her vibrator…only to find out that her vibrator’s got no batteries…and in the time she goes to get some…she’s reconsidered your brainwashing…and the unconscious coupling thanks to booze and good sales tactics…leads to a very conscious “I would never […]

The worst thing to do when you see a woman breast feeding is to ask for a sip…especially when it is in the mall and her baby daddy is around the corner doing what looks like a drug deal…. Here are some links… Lorde Gets Mad At Radio Host for Asking if She’s a Dyke […]

I’ve said all I needed to say…I blame negotiating with girls for nudes all day like shit was it’s own currency… I need to re-evaluate my priorities…just to remind myself that nudes are the priority…they are all that matter.. Here are some stepLINKS.. Big Squishy Tits GO Chelsea Handler “I’m Not Racist I’ve Boned Black […]

I get called a misogynist all the time, even thought I love women. I don’t bother defending myself or any of my opinions that the general public finds to be #cyberbullying because it annoys me…unless it is in person, with a hater-babe and it gets so heated, that it ends in anal.. the feminists don’t […]

Sometimes I accidentally send messages to the girl who works at Starbucks that I added on Facebook that I want to cum inside her…and sometimes that makes it pretty fucking awkward to order coffee at Starbucks… Here are some stepLINKS… Top 10 Shirley Temple was a Babe GO Billy Ray Cyrus – Hip Hop Achy […]

I am going to hang out at stripclubs with pornstars…getting drunk on free liquor…because I can…or at least I pretend that I can…it’s some “The Secret” shit…and while I do that…Here are some stepLINKS… Follow me on INSTAGRAM Girls who aren’t wearing Bras GO Some Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini GO Rihanna Dressed Sophisticated…and […]

I decided that I am going to the Golden Globes/Porn Awards. While I do that, You can follow my lonely journey on INSTAGRAM Here are some links… Hilary Duff is Single GO Sarah Palin’s America Heels for the Foot Fetishists GO Daisy Lowe’s Rockin’ Tits GO Girls Taking Some Mirror Selfies GO 101 of the […]

The thing I hate about not being able to afford heat, especially living in Canada during winter, or what the tabloids call the “Polar Vortex”…or whatever weird Sci/Fi term they coined…is that I got nothing else but my wife’s obesity to keep me warm at night and that shit smells like shit…literally… Pug Face of […]