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2013

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some White Shorts of the Day

Here are some pics of Miley Cyrus rocking a pair of not so period friendly shorts…I’m talking the kind of shorts you wouldn’t want to wear to school if you were a 12 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet…the kind of shorts that lead to countless nightmares of being humiliated in front […]

2013

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Posing for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now… Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots… Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run […]

2013

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Harper’s Bazaar Babe of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in a dress…and you know…it’s far less fun than when she’s in white leggings tweaking, or when she’s in short shorts tweaking, or if she’s in a silly unicorn costume tweaking…in fact this serious Harper’s Bazaar Miley is a total contradiction to everything she’s been working on in her career, you know […]

2013

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would […]

2013

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day

I have a thing for Miley Cyrus… I just like the whole Disney starlet turned slut because Disney made her that way dynamic…you know it’s pretty marketable because people love talking about it…and it’s pretty amazing…because she’s not fat, she twerks, she barely wears pants, like the girls who snapchat me their little jean shorts, […]

2013

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus We Can’t Stop Director’s Cut of the Day

We call this “milking it as hard as you fucking can”…use the outtakes, do a re-edit, get people excited all over again for a Disney rich bitch being slutty in a music video…like shit was in the Disney Executive’s office back when she was 14 and selling her soul to the devil…I unfortunately find it […]

2013

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, […]

2013

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Panty Flash of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus cuz she’s looks like a retard. You know an inbred idiot who would have no teeth if she didn’t have a cosmetic dentist and millions of dollars and a spoiled brat attitude… I like that she’s got this hot little body that looks younger than it is, because Disney likes to […]

2013

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Posing Like a Caged Animal of the Day

Miley Cyrus posting in front of a fence while random people look on, is pretty representative of her life, you know the caged animal who can’t escape the prison her life has become, working for the illuminati to brain wash the masses, as we watch on like idiots, so they can take over the financial […]

2013

16

Jul

Miley Cyrus Reunited With Her Mom of the Day

I love these episodes of Jerry Springer where they re-unite hicks with their dead beat parents. It is some feel good country music loving shit…straight from the inbred part of America…full of broken english, but not full of full mouths of teeth…