I am having a hard time describing this Noah Cyrus face… I know that you all hate her, but the trying to be edgy, face injected pile of cow dung that got struck by lightning after Billy Ray fucked it one night on their Tennessee ranch….so they named it Noah…like the Ark….saving all the animals […]

Noah Cyrus still trying to break free from the name that she’s riding…while still failing at it…but you gotta encourage the ugly troll sister who doesn’t realize she’s the ugly troll sister to keep on going with this direction….while not giving her any mainstream coverage so that she learns that we don’t care to hear […]

Noah Cyrus is getting a facial… Something Billy Ray probably wishes he gave his wife the day this was inseminated…but instead he has to spend his life telling her how valid, valuable, unique, beautiful she is so that she doesn’t do the rich kid offing of herself knowing she’ll never be Miley. People think she’s […]

Noah Cyrus may be a fucking troll looking bitch, but at least she’s slutty… I don’t know if a hip to waist ratio is all that relevant when the lower half of a girl is basically a fat pile shit. Her storyline screams damaged on some deep level, thanks to being the younger sister to […]

I find Noah Cyrus the ugly sister. I don’t think she’s got anything attractive about her. Just a shitty face, a shitty body, shitty edginess, while we all know she grew up in the shadow of Hannah Montana, while sitting on her pile of ACHY BREAKY money. Being “hard’ or tormented is just not very […]

Noah Cyrus had a birthday. No one cared except maybe a bunch of latch-ons trying to get to Miley. Story of her life I am sure. Since it was her birthday and she is a rich and entitled bratty pile of dog shit, at least she looks like a dog shit, no offense DOG SHIT….she […]

Noah Cyrus can use her name, her dad’s celebrity, her sister’s celebrity, her family money and connections to make you think that she’s relevant…she can hang with the cool kids at the cool places doing the cool things….and far less connected people have made a living off social media thanks to the world being fucking […]