BlackFriday – that’s racist. Implying that it is the one day of the year that Black People can shop like white people…because of great sales…only to be sent out into a warzone like they live in Chicago or FLINT MICHIGAN where getting water is as primitive as a third world country. When will the people […]

Every holiday I ask you what the fuck you are doing on the internet and every year I realize that you’re addicted to the internet, sexting and texting, swiping right, scrolling feeds and liking content, staging pics and thinking of MEMES you can create…because the internet and all that noise…is your drug and family and […]

Support our troops, unless they shoot up a country bar…..which is nothing new, watch Full Metal Jacket where dude brags about all the Marines who are killers… Sue Netflix for culturally appropriating WITCH CULTURE, instead of just casting a spell…fucking everyone, even witches like to go through the legal system these days… Stan Lee is […]

People are all sex addicts now…which I think it effecting their creativity…They can’t handle all the porn and just want to jack off or bang all day…because everything is the fucking same… If you log onto social media….you’ll see everyone posting and saying the same thing… taking the same pics…taking the same videos…sharing the same […]

Remember YOUR vote doesn’t matter!! We live in a world where everyone is offended by everything…. Where everything is a race, political, or sexist issue… Where everyone is a creepy rapist misogynist, and by everyone I mean men…yet everyone watches the most vulgar and offensive porn….porn that is to the point of disgusting but it […]

Stormy Daniels Press Conference is happening soon…. Which reminds me of an argument I had with a neighbor about TRUMP as people do….even Canadians..which I think is insane, shouldn’t we be out there getting stoned on Legal Weed and rolling around in maple syrup…or jerking off to Avril Lavigne….But apparently Canadians watch CNN all day […]

I find women who tattoo their nipples into the shape of hearts – super fucking weird…and amazingly they still exist at the strip club I went to…which I guess makes sense since it is a tattoo…and the strippers I frequent are outdated.. I find women in Canada during a heat wave dressed slutty like their […]

Today I saw something I haven’t really seen before and I am not sure if it was because of the girl’s body shape, or because I don’t leave the house, but she was in a pair of those short denim shorts all the girls wear with their asses hanging out, but what made it different […]

Look at them tiny nips….yeah…. The nice thing about being a drunk is that you forget everything, I would assume it is the closest thing to having Alzheimers which is a good thing when you’re a disaster and like to forget…but you already know this… Tonight, I was drinking in some new bar that was […]