It turns out that I really like staring at girls in bikinis…until it gets awkward for at least one of us…and it is usually not me…because I never feel awkward about anything…I have pretty much embraced that my actions are not for everyone…and are just for me…so thank you tight body in the pink bikini […]

Today’s most valuable lesson is that redheaded kids with glasses playing the violin are creepy under any and all circumstances… Other important lessons I’ve learned today is that this site is blocked in Airports because they think I am too adult, meanwhile every girl I’ve dated has told me I’m too childish, all these mixed […]

It is still the fourth of July and if you aren’t outside getting drunk…creeping on girls…even if you have no family, no friends, not BBQ planned, you’re fucking pathetic, which we already know, but you should be…sort it out asshole… Even I’ve been out there trying to convince girls to let me shoot off fireworks […]

I want to have sex with an autistic girl. It is retarded. But not as retarded as my friend who got caught having sex with his wife’s twin and tried to play it off that he got confused over which twin it was, in a “I Thought it was you, damn twins and their trickery” […]

All my gay friends are already married…to the cock….but the fact this issue is still an actual issue makes no sense to me. I believe we should have the right to marry anything we want, including this pair of panties I just found in dumpster and had sex with. The government shouldn’t get in the […]

My new pick-up line is hitting up Karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the micro-sized mic that is my penis…So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate. My other pick-up line is trying to communicate with people that their Facebook and Phones are tracked by the corporations who […]

Hey girl in the laundromat I’ve been staring at for hours who just left her clothes unattended – I am gonna put my sperm in your underwear and hope you get pregnant…and you’ll blame your boyfriend for it…and hilarity will ensue… Here are some stepLINKS… Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on […]

I love bush, seriously, and not jus because I want to be different, but because we are supposed to have pubic hair, it is natural, and normal and hides herpes scabs. I have decided since people are trying to put an end to bush, that I am going to protest outside the head quarters of […]