Here’s the feel good story of the day…and no it has nothing to do with seeing girls in really short shorts with their asses hanging out…and no it has nothing to do with professing my love to models…and not it has nothing to do with cumming on surfer tits for her to wear me to […]
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2013
17
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
It turns out that I really like staring at girls in bikinis…until it gets awkward for at least one of us…and it is usually not me…because I never feel awkward about anything…I have pretty much embraced that my actions are not for everyone…and are just for me…so thank you tight body in the pink bikini […]
2013
15
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Today’s most valuable lesson is that redheaded kids with glasses playing the violin are creepy under any and all circumstances… Other important lessons I’ve learned today is that this site is blocked in Airports because they think I am too adult, meanwhile every girl I’ve dated has told me I’m too childish, all these mixed […]
2013
04
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
It is still the fourth of July and if you aren’t outside getting drunk…creeping on girls…even if you have no family, no friends, not BBQ planned, you’re fucking pathetic, which we already know, but you should be…sort it out asshole… Even I’ve been out there trying to convince girls to let me shoot off fireworks […]
2013
01
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I want to have sex with an autistic girl. It is retarded. But not as retarded as my friend who got caught having sex with his wife’s twin and tried to play it off that he got confused over which twin it was, in a “I Thought it was you, damn twins and their trickery” […]
2013
26
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
All my gay friends are already married…to the cock….but the fact this issue is still an actual issue makes no sense to me. I believe we should have the right to marry anything we want, including this pair of panties I just found in dumpster and had sex with. The government shouldn’t get in the […]
2013
25
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
My new pick-up line is hitting up Karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the micro-sized mic that is my penis…So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate. My other pick-up line is trying to communicate with people that their Facebook and Phones are tracked by the corporations who […]
2013
24
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes I feel like I’ve said all I need to say, like it’s time for me to bow out and move on into a life of silence, with even more insignificance than I have now, you know talking to people in stores or restaurants or bars if I have to, cuz really 10 years of […]
2013
20
Jun
RIP Motherfucker the Hannah Montana Edition of the Day
With last night’s sad news of James Gandolfini dying, an actor, who I actually liked watching, I figured I’d do another death post, because for some reason people love celebrity death, especially the news media, because it allows us to focus on what is really important in the world, rather than those boring political objectives […]
2013
19
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Hey girl in the laundromat I’ve been staring at for hours who just left her clothes unattended – I am gonna put my sperm in your underwear and hope you get pregnant…and you’ll blame your boyfriend for it…and hilarity will ensue… Here are some stepLINKS… Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on […]