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2013

07

May

Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE […]

2013

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I try not to have sex with girls who have slept with more than 10 people, I know it is a fantasy that hasn’t happened since I was 17, because people are dirty sluts, but the other day, I met a strong candidate. We got to talking, and she told me she only slept with […]

2013

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a woman in her Boston Marathon 2013 running gear and I had to ask her if she wears it for attention, you know to have assholes like me ask her if she’s okay or if she’s just advertising that she was there all for attention….you know some girls flash their tits, others […]

2013

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s an email from someone we hit up to advertise LOLZ Considering the fact that we are a publisher that primarily publishes in the areas of addiction, recovery, and women’s issues, I think that our readers would find your website highly offensive. I’m sure our author, who is an advocate for children that have been […]

2013

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Whether my birthday is over or not, I am totally into celebrating the shit, or at least milking it, for discount blowjobs, even though I already get the rock bottom prices, not that you care about my key to a successful marrriage…. So Here’s a little Maggie you Cunt for Margaret Thatcher’s Death…. Here’s some […]

2013

22

Mar

A Nice Reminder of Lohan’s Tits of the Day

Before my love for Lohan, or at least my fake stalker, hoping to get arrested as a publicity stunt, that no one paid attention to was replaced with Miley Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, and pretty much any actress who still gets work and that I am not tired of hearing about, I was a huge fan […]

2013

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I want more people to be my friend on FACEBOOK …because I like staring at your vacation pics for a very long…drawn out…almost creepy but luckily no one sees me time….. Last night was all about love…through self hatred….this morning is all about some morning links….. Click em and set yourself free…. Miley Cyrus Deletes […]

2013

04

Mar

Victoria Justice turns 20 of the Day

Victoria Justice turned 20…despite what her Disney Hormone therapy may be telling you…you know cuz she looks 15…which is why you…and the Disny Execs like her so much….and so many fun people…who at one point or another were considered amazing jailbait you probably masturbated to…like Miley Cyrys…. who are now the new generation of Hollywood…the […]

2013

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Life’s biggest challenge has become deciding which girl to get on webcam / facetime to masturbate for me while I watch….it’s like I don’t even need to leave the house anymore….and I get all the vagina I need to interact with…..while ignoring my wife….it’s almost as if life is too perfect….drinking time. Here are some […]

2013

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I love a stepGIRL named DIMALAUREN I love nudes…I like to pour a glass wine, light some candles or the fire, put on some romantic music, and go through all the nudes I’ve been sent over the years as I make love to myself…but the reality is…I need more nudes….I’m running out…or bored of the […]