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2013

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Valentine’s Day tomorrow – which means lots of horny single girls willing to fuck…. lots of disappointed girls in relationships looking for more cuz their man just let them down for the last time….lots of opportunity to charm them even if you have no charm….because the next 3 days is like hunting cow […]

2013

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The night is such a dark time….trying to decide whether to get drunk and stare at the wall….or get drunk staring at the ceiling….all while hot girls email in hot pics of themselves…king of my horrible dumpy fucking castle….my empire of semen and stains..but the good news is I have a correspondent at Mardi Gras […]

2013

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been attacked by a woman on social media…out of nowhere she called me a misogynist and when I asked her to talk about it with me over some phone sex where I lower her to nothing more than a vessel that makes vagina warm and wet….she didn’t give me her phone number…I try […]

2013

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am glad you’re all here with me today…so that I can make a confessions…I am really a woman. So girls…if you are out there…you can totally trust me with your nudes….we can even trade vagina shots…you go first. Here are the stepLINKS…. Erin Heatherton Bikini Hotness GO This Video of a Hatchet Weilding Homeless […]

2013

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Some soon to be college graduate came to me and asked what she was going to be now that school was over….I told her she’d probably just continue being a cum dumpster….not cuz I am a vulgar asshole…but cuz she really loves cum from any penis willing to shower her with it….either way, she wasn’t […]

2013

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I consistently ask girls to let me smell their dirty laundry every time I go to the laundromat…and they never let me…sure I only wash my clothes every couple of months…so this exchange only happens 6 times a year at most…but I still get rejected…. If you’re fun…mail me some of your dirty laundry…prove to […]

2013

15

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a […]

2012

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

People always get mad at me for saying I love natural disasters…you know the earth’s revenge on mankind for fucking with it….but it’s just science and I figure it’s a better way to go than cancer I got from corporate produced garbage…not to mention it is exciting and gives us the opportunity to test our […]

2012

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I hope you got into horrible debt buying shit you didn’t need because it was on such an amazing deal from it’s already inflated Christmas shopping price…you fucking white trash idiot…getting controlled by the man without even knowing it… That said, Buy some SWEATSHOP STEPFATHER T-SHIRTS …..cuz they are always on deal…. That said, what […]

2012

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as […]