Apparently it was a holiday today, which was nice, because everyday is a holiday for me and for once, I felt like I wasn’t all alone, sitting in my bathtub crying as I drank my face off midday….even though I was….and not by choice…I tried to convince my female mailman, two of my neighbors and […]

I fucked up my stepLINKS yesterday because I am an idiot….So I am posting the new ones and the old ones again in one monster stepLINKS post….. I have a facebook page and only 800 people have LIKE. That depresses me. Because a local homeless dude has a facebook page, and he’s got 2000 likes….Now […]

I have a facebook page and only 800 people have LIKE. That depresses me. Because a local homeless dude has a facebook page, and he’s got 2000 likes….Now these things don’t matter that much to me, but I think it’s making me look bad, so if you don’t already LIKE me, then you should….. I […]

It’s the weekend – why the fuck are you on the internet? Some Teen Mom Showing Off Her Ripped Body and Fake Tits in a Bikini…Slut… GO Kim Kardashian’s Lips Are Now As Fat As Her Ass – Yes “THOSE” Lips… GO This Photoshoot Turned me On GO Because It’s Friday and I’m Sure Your […]

My New Years Resolution is to get a teenager pregnant, to die of alcohol poisoning only to be revived, to get a double blowjob from some black girls, but more importantly to sell the fuck out. I hate these motherfuckers making their millions doing the same shit I do. I need me some private jets, […]

I was walking my dog and came across a very old lady feeding the squirrels because she felt they were “poor little things who were so hungry”. I tried to avoid her but she insisted on petting my dog….and talking craziness to my dog…before looking me in the face and offering to suck my dick […]

I still have FACEBOOK and I still spend my days trying to get girls naked on it, even with all the warnings they’ve sent me, cuz I like to live on the wild side, I like danger and the risk of getting caught by the authorities, that’s 90 percent of the reason I took up […]

So I got this message on Facebook: You have been sending harassing messages to other users. This is a violation of Facebook’s Terms of Use. Among other things, messages that are hateful, threatening, or obscene are not allowed. Continued misuse of Facebook’s features could result in your account being disabled. The story behind it is […]

My site got hacked earlier today, so I took a break to drink. It seems to happen a lot and I can only assume I deserved it. I probably offended some virgin loser, or lesbian, or low level celebrity enough to do some damage, but the good news is, if the site got deleted, it’s […]