I hate when people say – You are so unhappy about your life – that is why you are an asshole to people…or shit like – You only make fun of people cuz you are jealous – or – You only make fun of people because you hate that about yourself – or – You […]

We live in an era where when you thank someone serving you, whether it is a waitress or a cashier or a in-store clerk, you can’t say “thanks man”…because they are most likely than not social justice warrior college kids who will freak out because you took initiative and assigned a gender to them – […]

While I spent my day avoiding the internet…the big new was that Karl Lagerfeld died of AIDS at 85 and like Stan Lee before him, the fan boys / girls are out there posting about how he influenced them…when really he didn’t influence them at all..they are just pop culture idiots who are programmed to […]

I get flashbacks…terrible flashbacks of my circumscision. I was 6 days old…but I remember it like it was yesterday – that is why I started the site…to connect with other victims and find support within our community… Because together we all know that the first cut is the deepest…. I said that I was an […]

My favorite thing about Christmas is hanging out at the mall and seeing all the crazy people buying shit for family and friends that will just leave everyone involved broke, disappointed, sad, depressed, unhappy….fucking idiots…only because there are lots of slutty girls dressed slutty…and it’s great to harass the security guards by making them think […]

I think it is racist to not let black dudes make gay jokes before they got super famous in 2011, in an era when we were allowed to make gay jokes and the word FAG wasn’t banned from the english language, especially when that black man is for sure a queer to begin with…there is […]

It does amaze me that every time I get on twitter, because I’ve ben tweeting, I figure my best hope to get internet famous is on Twitter, even though no one uses twitters, and I’ve tweeted over 100,000 times and no one has noticed….but it does amaze me when I see Americans fighting with each […]

I know at least one person who tried to commit suicide by Roamaine Lettuce this thanksgiving weekend, all because they had to hang out with their judgemental family and hated it. Pussies. The more interesting story is that people are mad that people are ratting out cam girls and instagram sluts to the IRS about […]

Never trust someone who doesn’t drink….unless they are ex addicts…but people who just don’t drink because they never drink…are pussies…and we hate pussies…unless they are in bathing suit bottoms or spread…not when they are dudes… Speaking of pussies, I never realize how uptight people are….how they don’t understand the humor or the joke of the […]