I lost the sites only real advertise. That means as of November 1st we may be out of business. So if you work for a company. Know anyone who buys ads. Try to convince them that this is the place for them. Tell them to not be scared of tits, cuz that’s gay and tell […]

Looks like we’re back….I guess that’s a good thing…but I’m not gonna lie…having a broken site gave me lots of time to watch porn…drink…sleep all day…wonder the streets looking at young slutty bitches who don’t realize they are young slutty bitches…cuz slutty doesn’t mean what it used to…and if it did…even the most conservative girl […]

I need to drink fucking hard… This weekend was a huge fucking scare….and we aren’t out of the water just yet…but it’s a work in progress and at least I can update this bullshit… I know a lot of people don’t believe it…but I am not a tech guy. I don’t know shit about shit […]

I am going to get drunk. I think I’m gonna update my FACEBOOK throughout the night…I’ll liveblog the night trying to get titty pics of whores….all because my asshole friend got an iPhone4 and gave me his bullshit… I wish my life was more exciting. I blame my stolen internet for making me never want […]

A girl sent me an email saying she goes into the Apple Store and sets every ipad to DrunkenStepfather.com as the homescreen…and now DrunkenStepfather.com is blocked at the Apple Store she goes to and possibly all Apple Stores, but that’s the kind of gangster, guerilla, street promotion I wish I had more people doin’ for […]

A reader sent this in….it is of a restaurant in China called Spent Lohan cuz the Chinese are so advanced, modern and convenient…which is surprising since I thought the only dude who read my site was so fat he was bed bound, too out of shape to jerk off, only cumming when his balls filled […]