I lost the sites only real advertise. That means as of November 1st we may be out of business. So if you work for a company. Know anyone who buys ads. Try to convince them that this is the place for them. Tell them to not be scared of tits, cuz that’s gay and tell […]
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2010
25
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Looks like we’re back….I guess that’s a good thing…but I’m not gonna lie…having a broken site gave me lots of time to watch porn…drink…sleep all day…wonder the streets looking at young slutty bitches who don’t realize they are young slutty bitches…cuz slutty doesn’t mean what it used to…and if it did…even the most conservative girl […]
2010
18
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I need to drink fucking hard… This weekend was a huge fucking scare….and we aren’t out of the water just yet…but it’s a work in progress and at least I can update this bullshit… I know a lot of people don’t believe it…but I am not a tech guy. I don’t know shit about shit […]
2010
18
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I am going to get drunk. I think I’m gonna update my FACEBOOK throughout the night…I’ll liveblog the night trying to get titty pics of whores….all because my asshole friend got an iPhone4 and gave me his bullshit… I wish my life was more exciting. I blame my stolen internet for making me never want […]
2010
18
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
A girl sent me an email saying she goes into the Apple Store and sets every ipad to DrunkenStepfather.com as the homescreen…and now DrunkenStepfather.com is blocked at the Apple Store she goes to and possibly all Apple Stores, but that’s the kind of gangster, guerilla, street promotion I wish I had more people doin’ for […]
2010
18
Oct
Obama Streaker on Tape of the Day
Here is a video of a dude with a small penis who decided to streak Obama. If you watch the news, you’ve probably heard of him, but since you just masturbate all day to pictures of Miley Cyrus, you likely haven’t….I always appreciate a good streaking video, even if the streaker doesn’t have a vagina, […]
2010
18
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
A reader sent this in….it is of a restaurant in China called Spent Lohan cuz the Chinese are so advanced, modern and convenient…which is surprising since I thought the only dude who read my site was so fat he was bed bound, too out of shape to jerk off, only cumming when his balls filled […]
2010
18
Oct
Helen Mirren’s Old Lady Tit in a Movie of the Day
Helen Mirren has a sex scene in some movie called Love Ranch that is going straight to DVD in the UK because it failed in the USA and maybe it had something to do with showing off her 63 year old big granny titty… She is like the opposite of a Miley Cyrus…you know getting […]
2010
04
Oct
Kendall Jenner at the Teen Vogue Event of the DAy
I should probably not be posting these pictures of half sister to the Kardashians and Brody Jenner….not because the Kardashians are a stain on society and I want them all to disappear, making the idea of a new one both disgusting and frightening, but because because she’s 14 years old and I didn’t realize that […]
2010
01
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
My campaign to get 3,000 new friends on FACEBOOK has come to an end, when all I managed to get was 15 weirdos….who I am happy I get to spy on your boring pictures…but weren’t the kind of hot pussy bitches I imagined read the site when I write the site… I’ll find something else […]