I’m just smalltime blogger who doesn’t make money off the site trying to get ahead. So I reached out to FunnyOrDie.com’s marketing director named Patrick the other day, hoping he’d give me some traffic, or some money, since I have linked his stupid, unfunny videos for pretty much always…. After my bitch, this is what […]

I’ve been watching the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape teaser the last few hours on repeat. The general feedback I’ve got so far is that people think she’s already a pornstar cuz she let Hef slam her up the ass, or that blacks fucking whites is disgusting, especially when they are weasel actors from Smallville, but […]

Life is less annoying when you don’t have friends. Sure, you get bored, but you can always entertain yourself masturbating, and you don’t have to bother dealing with idiots wasting your time, asking for favors, or whatever it is friends do…. My only friend is my wife and she’s not even my friend, I just […]

Lohan may have failed her drug test, but at least she didn’t fail her pregnancy test or another STD test, or even her GED test, because no one likes formal documents to tell them their are pregnant, have AIDS and are half retarded… At least she knows how to have fun, throw away responsiblity, and […]

Thank god there are other sites out there…if my site was the only one on the internet…the internet would be a very loney, depressed, horrible place…Kinda like the buffet owner when this mom / daughter duo walk through the doors…. Coco’s Tits Get Their Own Cadillac – Bet This Whore Had Never Expected This Sucking […]

I was thinking I should start featuring some of the best comments made on the site, so the world can get in on the bullshit that this site is, but then I realized that nobody really reads the site, so assuming featuring anything would get noticed, is really just a waste of fucking time, not […]

It’s labor day. I wasn’t going to post today, cuz I figured you’re not supposed to work today, but remembered that the half assed shit I smear on this site daily doesn’t constitute as work….so I guess that means that posting the stepLINKS isn’t work either…and apparently either is stripping, escorting, or selling drugs, since […]

My life is pathetic because the highlight of my day involved me seeing an insanely hot girl walking her dog around my hood, that forced me to discreetly follow home, like that will increase my chances of getting her naked….but if ever I become I rapist…I know my first stop…. Your life is pathetic cuz […]