The good thing about World Cup Soccer to someone who hates all sports because sports are kinda gay if you really break it down…you know cuz watching a group of men chasing each other around for a ball but aren’t allowed to use hands is pretty much the source of HIV…it’s the game they were […]
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2010
11
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
The worst weekend of the year is here for people in Montreal. It is Grand Prix and a whole lot of trashy fucking European Chachi motherfuckers are going to be polluting my life…. The hookers are gonna be more expensive, the shitty stripclubs that are normally empty are gonna be packed with tourists I can’t […]
2010
03
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I just pissed all over my shirt and pants in a public bathroom an hour away from home and I’m not the keep so hydrated and healthy by drinking my 9 glasses of water all day at the office to stay fueled for my hot yoga class and I’m not the haven’t had more than […]
2010
01
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I think I had a mild heart attack. I got my hands on an extra large pizza and ate the whole thing. Probably not the best idea when you’re on the verge of death, but I like to think I was just eating my feelings. I didn’t take myself to the hospital, I figure I’ll […]
2010
01
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
*****THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP YESTERDAY – I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DO IT PROPER****** I am so burnt out – you know from doing pretty much nothing but drinking all afternoon…I figure if you have a long weekend I should too.. So here are my stepLINKS, cuz maybe other motherfuckers worked harder than […]
2010
28
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s the long weekend. Fuck making you read nonsense and encourage you to get out there and do something instead. I know as a socially awkward weirdo, life away from your computer is scary, cold and lonely, but seriously motherfucker, you should not be online reading my site, get a hobby….take up bird watching…and by […]
2010
21
May
Aly Michalka’s Fake Lookin’ Tits of the Day
This is not a Paris Hilton impersonator, this is Aly Michalka who probably wishes she was as famous as Paris Hilton, because otherwise she wouldn’t do her hair like her, or dress like her in tight dressesr that you can make out her vagina mound in or magic push-up bras that make small tits look […]
2010
20
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering […]
2010
11
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I may have no business writing a site according to this big breasted girl who wrote me this beautiful hate mail….But luckily big breasted girls don’t have all the fucking answers and aren’t always right, but they do have big breasts, which is enough to get by in life. Here is the hate mail… I […]
2010
06
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I write about nothing all day….Insignificant people, insignificant stories, and I make my site relevant by linking to sites who actually do things proper. So here are some actual news and interest pieces going on around the internet from people who do this internet thing far better than me. I’m not down on myself, I […]