Here are my stepLINKS….sometimes that’s all I really need to say….. Jaime King Ruins a Perfectly Good Upskirt Moment. She Should Be Ashamed GO Charlie Sheen Is A Master Of Disguise GO Okay This Steven Seagal Sex Predator Shit Looks Like It May Be Bullshit, and Here’s Video Proof Why GO Because What Man Doesn’t […]

My dog just got his face humped by a dog I didn’t know still had it’s balls. The owner was talking to me about how tough his dog is and how it’s a step down from his pitbull he had to put down cuz it killed the neighbor’s dog, but that he still gets to […]

Trying to get girls to send me pictures of their pussy smiling has proven to be much harder than I ever thought it would be, but I’m not gonna stress like a gay dude waiting for his AIDS results, I’m just gonna go out there and try this shit door to door, I figure it’s […]

I thought about doing an April Fool’s joke…a few years ago I re-directed my site to Disney.com and it was a disaster that no one found funny and I figured I gave it my all. I also pretended that the site was owned by some LA production company and was writen by 5 people and […]

The Gyllenhaal bullshit bores me. It has definitely got to the point of ridiculous which is almost funny cuz I have much more legit bar fights that don’t end up in me getting tons of emails all the time. What I wrote is what I saw. I don’t think there’s a crime in that. I […]

So the restaurant Jake Gyllenhaal was at are denying anything happened in regards to his shoving a girl I was with, it’s good for business to defend celebrities. I kinda expected it when they kicked me out for “upsetting the celebrity”, which is exacltly what they told me, as Gyllenhaal threw his hissy fit and […]

Someone just told me that it is Spring Break for most people. That means somewhere at this moment, a college coed is getting gangbanged for the first time, or dying of alcohol poisoning for the first time, or getting her stomach pumped for the first time, while flashing her tits for the first time, and […]

I wasn’t having sex with this girl this afternoon, but I probably should have been. I was too busy trying to find a cheap Mexican food, a beer, and cheap willing women who are trained in massage but had to shelve their dreams of working at some luxury spa and turn their grip to giving […]

I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set […]