I just woke up from being passed the fuck out for the last 6 hours because I guess I am dying or have some kind of terminal illness that hasn’t been detected because I haven’t passed out in public and saved by the paramedics, so instead I’m just a ticking timebomb, but I the good […]
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2009
19
Aug
Vanessa Hudgens Inspires the Kids of the Day
Disney is one of those companies that is so tightly knit into the kids that shit pretty much helps raise the youth. From the time Disney started back in Walt’s basement after sunday school lessons where all the little boys would sit on his lap and watch cartoons to now when Vanessa Hudgens whores out […]
2009
29
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff […]
2009
08
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I enjoyed live-tweeting the MJ Memorial. It was like new life to my already dying soul. I like to think I did it for the guy I used to be friends with who was obsessed with Michael Jackson in the 80s. I guess it was around the time of Bad, but I don’t really remember […]
2009
29
Jun
Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day
I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m […]
2009
25
May
stepLINKS of the Day
People ask me why I never started a news site. They ask why I write about myself and not about what celebrities are doing. I guess the answer comes in two parts. The first is that I don’t give a fuck about celebrities, but I do give a fuck about shit I see and do […]
2009
13
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I wonder if famous people read the site and by famous people I mean Miley Cyrus because I do all this for her. Baby if you’re out there, this struggle is all for you…. Here are my links… Find the Slut You’ve Always Wanted Here GO This Video of a Homeless Person Saving Katherine McPhee […]
2009
16
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
So I got this weird Email: Dear Sir or Ma’am, My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me. I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to […]
2009
14
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I went grocery shopping for the first time in months because I didn’t have a fridge. I was trying to seduce some dude’s wife who was in workout gear when I managed to make an asshole of myself by dropping a container of pre-made chili all over the fucking place. Everyone around me looked and […]
2009
19
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I wrote about this on twitter, but I’ll bring it back here because I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was walking my dog, walked into a store to get beer, the bitch yells at me, like I just gave her fucking AIDs or some shit so I keep walking, then 3 gangsters are […]