It’s Valentines Day, the holiest of holy days to get desperate lonely bitches on your dick…The day of opportunity….cuz girls who are single always feel like shit about being single and need a cock to remind them that everything is gonna be okay, unless you’re in a relationship, in which case here’s my list of […]

Please send me hate mail and or pictures of your wife, sister, daughter who is 18, girlfriend, neighbor you stalk, wife….anyone…naked. I’m bored….and it’s time for you to give back for all the useless nonsense I’ve brought you the last decade…or 6 years that happen to feel like a fucking decade….good thing I’m drunk most […]

I’m sure I coulda done more posts today, I just figure I’m worth more than I’m making, so now I’m on protest until I get paid more, until I realize no one will pay me more, at which point I will resume wasting my days with this stupid site that robs me of my fucking […]

The only hate mail I’ve been getting has been from Facebook. I am pretty sure Facebook is going to delete my ACCOUNT , they keep telling me to stop linking to smut…even though smut is all aI know, they are laying to groundwork to rid me, which is good, cuz it just depresses me when […]

I found out that Facebook has a group called Drunkenstepfather.com is Disgusting that I started months ago but never bothered with cuz I didn’t really grasp the shit…But now I’ve decided I want you to join cuz it’s better than BULLSHIT FACEBOOK PAGES no one goes to or LIKES…so JOIN MY GROUP That said…some weirdo […]

I was driving luxury cars all day and by driving luxury cars I mean driving my optimism that this site will one day buy me luxury cars through the mud, while driving the girls on my facebook crazy as I constantly ask them for twat pics. I don’t think I am manix depression, I’m just […]

I need 100,000 likes on my facebook page….so that’s all that this post is about…It’ll make me feel relevant… LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK GO Now I am going to get drunk with racists…. Here are my stepLINKS Jeremy Piven Fucked Miley Cyrus GO Tracy Morgan is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO GO Mila Kunisí Badass Bikini […]

I have a new way of getting random girls to add me on facebook cuz they aren’t comin’ to me, so I figure I gotta bea go getter in a way that facebook doesn’t raise red flags and delete me again, it’s the simple strategy of mistaken identity, but not the “Hey didn’t we go […]

The fear of the government taking over the internet and making all of us obsolete in exchange for corporation to control lead me to some hard afternoon drinking, but I realize, they haven’t shut me down yet and I have a responsibility to you…and by you I mean my addiction to posting on a site […]